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Some more of our gamer boys

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What time did you send me this fucking ask I saw you awake at almost 5 am for me

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hey girl you’re reblogging fanart of your comfort ship from 2016 are you okay

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okay but what about

whats ur favorite pesterlog

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i had a dream that i was dirk and i was watching jake throw huge sticks for no reason and i thought it was funny so i drew it

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No Homo We Smokin Penisas

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Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

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Dirk strider is so dumb. Honestly there is nothing sexy or interesting about him. He wears triangle anime shades. He has a fucking hat on his shirt. He thinks knowing rudimentary philosophy makes him some kind of intellectual badass who is better than everyone else. He wears baggy pants and horse jockey wear. He probably isnt even short enough to be a horse jockey. He has a puppet fetish and a horse fetish and HIS HAIR STICKS UP LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER. HE IS SO UNSEXY. HE IS SO DUMB. I HATE HIM. I hate dirk strider. I loathe him. I despise him. I hate him so much. His orange eyes that looks like… like fire. Hell fire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin. But its not my fault! Im not to blame. Its not my fault. Why did god make the devil so much stronger than a man? Protect me maria. Dont let the siren cast his spell. Dont let his fire sear my flesh and bones. DESTROY DIRK STRIDER and let him taste the FIRES OF HELL!! Or else let him be mine and mine alone…. I will burn down all of paris if i have to.

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Ariel is back

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What Your Favorite Homestuck Ship Says About You

Big shoutout to @candledapple​ for helping me tackle this behemoth of a series

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hate this site

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Hope you don’t mind my gorgeous meat and heavy balls, king

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You do some funny posts but this blog is full of francophobia and anglophobia...

omg thanks

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it's the mental illness

What are your pronouns?

take a wild guess

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Honestly, did anyone of us expect any less from Dirk? I mean, look at Jake. Look at this sexy adventurous-jungle lad and tell me your fantasies of him don’t include a scenario we’re he’s manhandling you?? Show me one person who claims not to want to be pressed against Jake English hairy cleavage while being bear hug? And I will show you a lair. Dirk was all of us in that moment. It’s time we confess our sins.