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I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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Yo, y'all!

I’m moving blogs. If you still want some of my comedic reblogs and general amazingness, go check out @coolcrowdave

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reblog if it’s still 2015 where you live

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Yo, y'all!

I'm moving blogs. If you still want some of my comedic reblogs and general amazingness, go check out @coolcrowdave

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this is a queued post telling you that i am gay. please queue this to let your friends know that you are also gay.

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Support group for those of us who can’t play Pokemon Go-

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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when i meet the pope i’m giving him morrowind

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The American healthcare system

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you’ve heard of “here come dat boi,” now get ready for

there dat boi go

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why call it questioning kin when you can call it kinsidering

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important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

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according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: steal 6-10: consume 11-15: master 16-20: battle with 21-25: hoard 26-31: transform into

january: anime february: chocolate march: knives april: potatoes may: flowers june: seaweed july: the Declaration of Independence august: puppies september: school supplies october: bones november: crispy leaves december: snowflakes

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Well group drama finally got the better of me on top of me blocking some followers who couldn’t respect my personal space so I’m currently back to under 200 followers. Think anyone would be kind enough for a promo?

I’m Mary/Pearl, a 22 year old trans woman who does some art on the side and is currently into Steven Universe, Overwatch, JJBA, and BNHA as my main blogging interests at the moment. I do dabble into discourse now or then but I make sure to tag accordingly. My links are located here , here, and here. Please leave me a message saying that you’ve read them for my personal well-being! Thank you for passing this along or even giving me a quick look.

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people who can decide where to put stickers must really have their life together