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eelektrik

she klink on my klang til i klinklang

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tynamo.

she klink on my klang til i klinklang

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she klink on my klang til i klinklang

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hes gona be dropping albums in no time

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kraft mayonnaise

Pelipper mail! It's a pair of cool and radical sunglasses! Wearing them allows you to look cool and radical in your dreams as long as you wear them while sleep, annnd they've been custom-made to fit on a Cresselia's face! How cool and radical is that!

[ID: cresselia in pokemon form with dave strider style sunglasses, then in human form with the same sunglasses.]

I am Cresselia Strider now.

@turntech-archead Am I a true Strider?

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fuck yeah. realer than kraft mayo.

Pelipper mail! It's a pair of cool and radical sunglasses! Wearing them allows you to look cool and radical in your dreams as long as you wear them while sleep, annnd they've been custom-made to fit on a Cresselia's face! How cool and radical is that!

[ID: cresselia in pokemon form with dave strider style sunglasses, then in human form with the same sunglasses.]

I am Cresselia Strider now.

@turntech-archead Am I a true Strider?

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okay so like the thing from the animals games got it

hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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damn. yeah no the guy i live with just yells about adam sandler in 50 first dates a lot. what the hell is a chicken

hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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woah hold your horses there buckaroo we still havent exactly established what the fuck a sprite is those stallions need to be on lock down for a minute keep em in the stables a little while longer. actually nevermind my curiosity doesnt need to be quenched i dont care enough. thats crazy though dude good luck with the roommate i guess

hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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damn thats just like fooly cooly hit coming of age anime from the year 2000. anyway idk man im just saying orange is dirks whole thing im not tryna cramp his style. got any mons

hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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got my shit rocked by a honedge for the third time but im cool i think i might just be mildly concussed and im being so brave about it. why are you orange

hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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oh shit youre me thats crazy. not to get all texas up in this but are we gonna duel is this one of those there can only be one moments. like we duel but instead of mons we pull out some big irons on our hips some colt .45s outta our holsters and say 'theres not enough room for two sheriffs in town' and lock eyes for a moment under the sweltering country heat but neither of us pull the trigger because deep down we can see the sorrow of a fellow lonesome lone-star loiterer and maybe just maybe the world is wide enough for two rootin tootin cowboys shootin. or something. anyway hey man hows it goin

hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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hey

[@davesprite-cranberry]

hey whats up man. sick name dude what the fuck is a davesprite though is that like a white guy baja blast or what

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aye aye captain dont even worry about it you know what they say about strider's beats (best suited to trolls hooked on phonics) youre gonna be eating well i promise you that. eating so well you start a famine cause you didnt just eat that up you devoured. famine like the irish hell yeah

Holy fuckin shit? Hello, Mr Strider???

[@moondreamscape]

holy fuckin shit indeed whats poppin miss maam cresselia literal pokemon god whats cookin whats up mr strider is in the house

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born 💪

Holy fuckin shit? Hello, Mr Strider???

[@moondreamscape]

holy fuckin shit indeed whats poppin miss maam cresselia literal pokemon god whats cookin whats up mr strider is in the house

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Holy fuckin shit? Hello, Mr Strider???

[@moondreamscape]

holy fuckin shit indeed whats poppin miss maam cresselia literal pokemon god whats cookin whats up mr strider is in the house

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Whaaat? Does this Dave Strider have his own little buddies who have blurry vision with those not-sunglasses they’re wearing? Does this mean that there’s been no cool and radical sunglasses made to also help people see better?

They possess regular glasses, except for Rose. The only other person with shades I believe is Equius, and Dirk.

Have I mentioned Dirk is my favorite forever and ever.