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My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I've followed in his feetsteep.

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yeah that childhood experience kinda sucked, but it wasn't THAT bad .... at least, it didn't really affect me!

the 30+ people in my brain:

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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trauma: *happens*

my brain, age 6: double it and give it to the next person

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systemcore is feeling like you just spawned into someone else's life at like 13 and just moved on until you thought about your life before then and have 15(?) fuzzy memories.

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Host: Why do I always have to front?!?!? Can’t someone else front for a day or something. I’m so fucking tired.

Co-Host: Okay. *Fronts for longer than an hour*

Host: You’re doing it wrong let me back out

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I'm fucking 25 this aging thing needs to calm the fuck down

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The sun, the moon and the star.

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shoutout to caretakers in systems that struggle with self care and hygiene. we do a lot of hard work with very little help or recognition. the little things we do, like flossing or changing underwear really add up and are invaluable. we're fucking fantastic and I think it should be celebrated more. protectors aren't the only ones carrying the entire system on their backs.

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wholesome laffy taffy jokes

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i am absolutely LOSING my shit over this

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*watching a video on cheese boards*

video: don’t be afraid to add some color to your board!! add some herbs and veggies!!

alex: fuck that, if i’m eating a cheese board, I want it to be all yellow and white! And red, for the meat.

me: when have you ever wanted to eat a chee--

gatekeeper: YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU SHOULDN’T BE EATING A CHEESE BOARD ANYWAY

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Baws

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Me and Alex chilling in the front, absolutely nothing going on, just relaxing silence and the rain:

Me: *zones out for a few minutes as Alex works on a project*

Alex:

Alex:

Markiplier: Break out?

Me: oh my fucking god