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i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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#me @ me 

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*wants a boyfriend*

*ignores 98% of the guys that talk to me irl*

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Your child’s mental health is more important than their grades

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girl why are people RUNNING in the STREETS outside my apartment like????

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im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

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I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

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me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: I don’t know her

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unmute this

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When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t. “Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”

and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime