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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals
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Violence is always the answer when your opponent has no conscience.
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The adhd modes of food
1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck
2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but youโve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine
3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now itโs 10 pm and youโve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart
4. Mac And Cheese
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Luigi Mangione's lawyer is SO good
like, she didn't miss a beat in the arraignment, calling out the police, the perp walk, the mayor...
I hope this trial is televised tbh. i will not miss a second of it if it is
ETA: ANNNNDDD calling out the mayor for not using the word "alleged".. YES!
I get SOO annoyed whenever people complain about the media using the word "alleged", especially when there is video footage of the crime happening... people complain that it's some sort of media bias, and not like... straight up a VIOLATION OF A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT if they don't say "alleged"
The presumption of innocence is a right. Luigi's rights have been violated repeatedly in this regard.
And possibly also his right to a fair trial, since they are creating SO MUCH bias against him
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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"
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lightening struck the capitol building on new years eve... not any kind of omen or anything
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Attempting Australian inspired landscape design in Minecraft. I'm pretty happy with the block palette for the ground. The darker areas represent areas of higher organic matter which accumulates with vegetation. And lots of flowers!!! Inspired by my trip to the mallee during wildflower season. Every flower choice corresponds to a real life species (though not necessarily from the same location)
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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