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hold on tight, spider monkeys…

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do you love the color of the boop

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Today’s the day

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If Disney is so dead-set on pumping out these live-action remakes and sequels to remakes, then where's my live-action remake of Cinderella III: A Twist in Time? I want Cate Blanchet bending the laws of the universe while dramatically snarling "Bibbity bobbity boo!" I want undercover Lily James on a stealth mission in the palace with her mice. I want Richard Madden yeeting himself out of a second story window to chase down his true love. If you're gonna commit to this whole live-action remake thing, then you'd better freaking commit.

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“I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”

― Anne of Green Gables, L. M. Montgomery

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Happy Quincey Morris shooting at Dracula day to all those who celebrate

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Van Helsing: "Madam Mina, by unanimous decision decided by me, you will no longer be participating in the Dracula Hunt."

Jonathan, thinking: Yes, good, keep her out of harm's reach! In fact, knowing the Count is next door, it's best to take her home and have our own little protections put up. The more distance between her and Dracula the better!

Van Helsing: "You must stay safely here in the asylum and be our precious motivational damsel cheerleader star. Also no informing you of anything until after all the work is done. Wouldn't want to scare you with anything too eerie for a fragile woman-heart, you know ha ha"

Suitor Squad, nodding: "What he said."

Jonathan, gritting his teeth simultaneously in 'We need these misc upper class guys' numbers and goodwill on our side' and 'Did You Just Now Forget the Part Where She Read My Whole Vampire Hell Diary and Shared It in Triplicate? Or Just the Part Where She Chased Dracula Down at Midnight in Her Pajamas in a Graveyard? Man, I guess amnesia is contagious because you must have fucking caught mine--': :)

Mina: "I...guess I'll go to bed, then."

Van Helsing: "Excellent!"

Quincey: "While you do that, let's go have our first man-mission right now and break into Carfax."

Van Helsing: "Alongside our good fresh-from-Dracula-PTSD friend, Jonathan, of course?"

Suitor Squad: "Of course!"

Jonathan, white-knuckling the table until it cracks: "Of course."

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A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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QUINN MARTIN ↳ 26x19

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QUINN MARTIN ↳ 26x27