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This post is a Tumblrwhack!

This is the only* original post on Tumblr tagged with both #crumple and #crumble.

*according to this website's famously functional search system

FOR THE LAST TIME

THIS IS WHAT SOMETHING CRUMPLED LOOKS LIKE

THIS IS WHAT SOMETHING CRUMBLED LOOKS LIKE

DO NOT USE THE PHRASE "CRUMBLED PAPER" UNLESS THE PAPER LOOKS LIKE THIS

THIS HAS BEEN A FREAKING PSA

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This post is a Tumblrwhack!

This is the only* original post on Tumblr containing both the words estoppel and lumens.

*according to this website's famously functional search system

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This post is a Tumblrwhack!

This is the only* original post on Tumblr tagged with both #inkwell and #carnelian.

*according to this website's famously functional search system

Glass, Silver, Carnelian and Opal Inkwell by Tiffany & Co. Circa 1907

Source: HOMES in the SKY via Facebook

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Welcome to the Tumblrwhack Adventure

Around 2002, the game of Googlewhacking was invented. This game is simple: find a pair of words that, when Googled together, return exactly one result. Much amusement has been had from trying to find Googlewhacks (see Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure (2004)).

I use the past tense because, as of 2024, Googlewhacking is essentially impossible. Not only has the Internet massively increased in size in the last two decades, but Google has (depending on your opinion) either refined or ruined its search system such that any query is almost guaranteed to return something, even if that something is entirely irrelevant to what you were looking for. Clearly, if we're going to play a game like this, we need a website that has a... different philosophy of how a search engine should function.

RULES OF TUMBLRWHACKING There are two ways that something can be a Tumblrwhack: by text, and by tags. By text: It must be the only post that appears when entering two dictionary words into Tumblr search (with no quote marks or other punctuation). By tags: It must be the only post that appears when entering two dictionary words preceded by # into Tumblr search (i.e. two single-word tags).

Of these, I think the text one is harder to find, but I'm not totally sure.

If you find a Tumblrwhack, feel free to send it my way in the asks and I'll (probably) post it, with attribution.

Happy searching!