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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

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me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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venting is only annoying when i do it btw. everybody else is innocent and free of sin

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mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro

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I unfortunately understand where that person who didn't know about propaganda is coming from. The American education system is not good. I don't know about any activists or even how to do properly research or anything. Don't get me wrong I've tried learning but it is an incredibly uphill battle when you're purposely uneducated by higher figures.

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