tulakhord
tulak hord
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[she/her] multifandom menace! dumping my bad takes in the tags. always hype for the defencemen. wanna hear more about me? find me on twitter, bsky, & ao3.
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tulakhord · 8 hours ago
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blocking op for a post i let my mutual get away with reblogging ❤️ nepotism
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tulakhord · 10 hours ago
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Avowed Backgrounds
spoilers below if you wish to go in completely blind
Arcane Scholar:
After graduating with honors from Bragganhyl[sp?] Academy, you published a treatise on soul lineages that threatened the legitimacy and drew the ire of a local lord. When he had you arrested, the Emperor intervened and recruited you into the archives of the imperial court. Your mind is a bottomless well of occult knowledge, legal precedent, historical observation, and poetry. You have forgotten more than most people ever learn.
Court Augur:
When your village's crops failed, your strange insights and unsettling manner earned your neighbors' suspicions. You foresaw the torches and pitchforks and fled to Highcrown, where the Emperor recognized your talents and elevated you from back alley fortune teller to his personal mystic. You have learned to wield power from the shadows; all it takes is a dash of influence and a pinch of deception.
Noble Scion:
You were born to a noble house of great influence, middling wealth, and questionable morals. When scandals and succession disputes saw your family cast down, you threw yourself on the Emperor's mercy, and he shielded you. Canny yet refined, you have become a formidable force at court and an invaluable ally to the Emperor.
Vanguard Scout:
Born to humble beginnings and driven to desperation by famine, your life was destined to end on the executioner's block until the Emperor spared you. More at ease in wilderness than at court, your cleverness and observant nature has made you one of the Emperor's most trusted operatives. Whether tracking prey or spying on enemies, your skills are put to work both inside and outside of the throne room.
War Hero:
You distinguished yourself on the field of battle fighting a violent Skaenite uprising. The Emperor honored you with a place among the elite Tall Grass Spearmen. Some of your scars are more obvious than others, but you wear them with pride. The Emperor values your loyalty, your grit, and your martial prowess.
info courtesy of this preview from WesNemo.
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tulakhord · 1 day ago
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hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.
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tulakhord · 2 days ago
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sports are so stressful and for what. i’m not a gambler, i don’t know any of these people personally, why does my tummy hurt.
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tulakhord · 2 days ago
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bioware really said you can be nonbinary but we draw the line at multicultural
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tulakhord · 3 days ago
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thought this would be fun
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tulakhord · 4 days ago
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some Duncans as I try to figure out his face again
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tulakhord · 4 days ago
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FILMS WATCHED IN 2024 Charade (1963) dir. Stanley Donen
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tulakhord · 10 days ago
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Warhammer 40000: Rogue Trader - Epitaph To Walk Bravely First into Darkness
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tulakhord · 10 days ago
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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tulakhord · 10 days ago
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Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀
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tulakhord · 10 days ago
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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
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tulakhord · 11 days ago
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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also someone you can point at a fictional character and go "oh shit that guy on tumblr is super fucking mentally unwell about that one" about
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tulakhord · 13 days ago
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once every month with 20k notes: *person so chronically online they've looped* i think we should consider agreeing with the status quo
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tulakhord · 15 days ago
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stand up & meow like a man
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tulakhord · 15 days ago
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tulakhord · 16 days ago
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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