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this sucks so bad I need to- *remembers that suicide jokes are unhealthy* traumatise The Character

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remember when i said i'd sleep? i lied. fanfiction time babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Human psychosexual development is so fucking stupid. Imagine having to explain to a sex partner that the reason you can't cum is because your mom didn't like holding babies.

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Don’t forget:

Haluan munat = I want to get (acquire) bollocks

Haluan munat = I want the eggs

Some finnish:

Haluan munan = I want an egg

Haluan munaa = I want some egg

Haluan munaa = I want to get dicked down

Haluan munia = I want some eggs

Haluan munia = I want to lay eggs

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when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

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I asked my wife if I have a ”I can fix him” or a ”I can make him worse” mindset and I think she absolutely nailed it with ”You have an I can fix HER but an I can make HIM worse mindset” cause if that doesn’t describe my current relationship ideals then idk what does

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Will the horrors never cease

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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My computer science wife wants to tell yall to never give your password to any random code on the internet. I think she’s on the verge of a meltdown looking at this. I’ve caused distress in this household.

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I have been tagged in a thing by @transgaypiratesanta

Last song: I’m pretty sure it was Sex with a ghost by Teddy Hyde. But it was for sure something on my spotify’s moody mix since that’s what I was listening to while baking today. Loads of Conan Gray and Hozier among others.

Favourite colour: I find this a tough question because it feels like something I should just know, but after much soul searching I think it must be green. I just gravitate towards green. (This is assuming that black doesn’t count)

Last book: If re-reads count, A Power Unbound. If not, Wisteria by Adalyn Grace. I’ve been reading too much fanfic to be finishing books this month, unfortunately.

Last movie: I genuinely can’t remember the last time I watched a movie. I think it may have been Red, White and Royal blue a few months ago?

Last TV show: Sandman. Again, I don’t really watch TV though.

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet. I have such a sweet tooth, yall have no idea. You cannot comprehend how much of a sweet fiend I am.

Relationship status: Engaged (indefinitely) and desperately looking for a boyfriend. The joys of polyamory.

Last thing I searched: Tampere lenght of day today

Current obsession: Unfortunately no matter how much I tried to convince myself, I couldn’t keep my grimy transgender fingers off of R**lings intellectual property forever, so Jegulus and Rosekiller it is.

Looking forward to: Getting my bachelors in the spring. Getting my trans process moving now that I’ve finally got diagnosed after fucking YEARS of waiting. The summer vacation so I have time to breathe again. Take your pick, honestly.

Favourite drink: A white russian or just fresh water

Song playing 24/7: The Exit and Family Line by Conan Gray. I’m on a real moody streak if you haven’t noticed.

Current favourite characters: Since this is asking specifically about current favourites and not all-time favourites, I’ll have to go with Barty Crouch jr as well as the Black brothers.

Fun activity I’d like to get into: Kickboxing or some other similar activity that I could use to burn off some of this fucking anger. Plus learning some self-defence is good.

Last video game: I’ve been on a real CIV VI kick lately.

Last comic/graphic novel: Must’ve been Heartstopper, I think. That was a while back though. I don’t usually read comics and graphic novels.

I shall be tagging @thevillainsmustache

Thank you for your time.

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That’s the best kind ???

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france has the most flattering xenophobic national stereotypes. so ur telling me there's a country of effete men and hairy women who are all bisexual cigeratte smoking artists riding their bicycles (with a stick of bread and bottle of fine wine poking out the basket) to go have sex with their mistress. and that they don't like fighting wars so much but are big on being rude. are you aware you are describing a paradise

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For the UK peeps!!

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Screaming crying throwing up at this

He loves his friends. It’s not healthy how much. He knows that. People act like love is all good but it isn’t. Like you can’t have enough of it but you can. Too much of anything is bad. Sirius never learned how to feel things the right way. So it comes out of him all wrong. His love scratches and growls and never lets go. It wants to live inside your skin. It wants to be covered in your blood.

All love is not good love.

His mother taught him that.

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surely the conses wont quence

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yes, thanks for checking in