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silly drinks

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never uploaded this anywhere. also from 2015 lol

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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

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no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened

it’s such an unreal experience

like

you turn off your light in a cave and wave your hand in front of your face

and

you can see this shadowy thing moving in the black space where your hand is

it looks like the same shadowy thing you would see in your room at night if you waved your hand in front of your face, it’s there and vaguely hand-shaped, and your brain recognizes it as your hand because your brain is aware of where your hand is and what it is doing

But You Are Not Seeing Anything

Inside a cave, there is No Light. No matter how far your pupils spread, there is no light for them to draw in, no light to put an image on your retina.

But your brain just Fucking Assumes that because it knows where your hand is and what it is doing, clearly it can see it.

So it creates a shadowy thing for your eyes to be seeing.

Brain is like “there’s a hand there”

Eyes are like “yup sure thing brain I can totally see it”

Brain is like “nice”

but there is no hand, you cannot see the hand, you are seeing a literal actual hallucination in the cave because your brain thinks it knows best

Caves are awesome, but also terrifying. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

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playing in th snow, splish splashin around, havign fun, frolicking with wild abandon

these are a kind of animal

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happy new years! be a faggot!!!! thats an order! !

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*Full Question: For people attracted to men, which part of the male body (Excluding genitals,) do you like the best?

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gonna doxx a bug

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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one year ago ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE was inveneted. before that the ghosts in pacman just stood still out of respect for the human soul

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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

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i don't like soup what do you recommend

complete ego death and rebirth

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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

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haiiii everyone ints my birthday todayyyyyy ^-^ im offishally 21 YAYY