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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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can i get a love combo with a large friendship

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I’m being held hostage for ransom and the only payment my captors will accept is a DVD copy of Igor, but exclusively the Evil Version that they insist exists (image related)

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me watching the knights seize everything in my accursed dungeon knowing theyll just be enthralled by my dark amulet and their souls trapped inside

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He’s a wizard

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sometimes i think a simple life is okay. like fish in the ocean know only swim and eat plant and they're happy. or i guess i don't know if they're happy maybe they're just pissed the fuck off all the time. maybe fish want a complex life. do you think a fish would like iphone

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Where can I find your pronouns? --

lets find out together

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I was tasked with a job

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"I never want to hear from you again!" ok. So. Account > Settings > Yap Settings > Personalize > Opt Out of Yapping > Opt Out of All. If this doesn't resolve it you can also try to kill me but I'm really strong as fuuuuuuck.

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obsessed w these two queens who are like. same energy but parallel to those gyaru girls who make drinks in public

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Ordinary fauna of cars world

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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

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piendish socialization and friendship diagram