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Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

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مرحبا حسين

كيف حالك

حسين بتمنى تنشرلي حملتي والله محتاج مساعدة والوضع صعب

حملتي موثقة من اكتر من شخص

المشكلة عندي في الوصول الحملة مش واصلة للمنبرعين

بتمني تساعدني وترد عليا

Hey guys! Nader's family's fundraiser here was verified by Ahmed (90-ghost) over here. I would like to remind you that before reblogging fundraiser posts from Ghazzawiyeh, Ahmed would verify fundraisers in a similar fashion as we did (verifying Palestinian ID and current presence in Ghazzah). Here's where you can help:

Nader has been having trouble spreading his fundraiser so I would really appreciate it if you guys could reblog this post.

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Ji Sook Jung (born in 1987). Korean

Animal in the Wind (2014)

Clay

37 x 21 x 30 cm, 15 x 8 x 12 in approx

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Truly incredible how much of writing is muttering "They'll see! Soon they'll all see!" and cackling like an evil wizard, even though statistically speaking, most people probably will not see.

But they could if I finished it, and that's reason enough.

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Hello my friend, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza, I am 24 years old, and finally after waiting for a whole year of killing, displacement, hunger, massacres and genocide against us, the time for a ceasefire has come, thank God we are still alive after all the exhaustion, and during the next week we will return to our homes in North Gaza, which was completely destroyed, unfortunately our area was completely and brutally destroyed and we have nothing left, neither a home, nor property, nor furniture, nor clothes, nor any other clothes, I know that returning to the north will be very painful and difficult due to the lack of the necessities of life, and we will start building our lives from scratch, but we are happy for the war to end.

Please 🙏, donate to my campaign to save my family, even a small amount will help us stabilize ourselves a little, and buy some supplies 🥹, I hope that God will protect your family and friends, thank you 🥰🩵

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #299 )✅️

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My little vampire man!

I realized I didn't have any horizontal resolution art of him, so I made this.

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To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.

If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.

So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.

A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."

"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"

Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."

Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60

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Point Defiance Zoo just announced that their Malaysian tapir Yuna gave birth to a calf on Sunday night 🎉

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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i like the term "sworn enemies" it's like marriage vows but evil

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More of the little dragon!

I needed this for reference because I'm using the dragon for a roleplay and I had to know what she would look like all grown up for future reference

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As a 31 year old I’m telling you, life does not end after your twenties nor are you old in your 30s. I might have a smile line or two and some new aches in my body but there is so much more life to live. If you are feeling the inevitable passing of time a little more lately, I just want you to know that it is okay if you don’t have it all figured out yet by 18, 22, 25, or any age after. And you certainly don’t have to fit any mold that society has placed in front of you. Go at your own pace, be kind to yourself.

I promise there is time left for you.

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(trying to flirt) can i be your problem

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Cats (1998)

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.