tuahastakenmylife

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Oh fuck no, please do not do this, this is actually the last thing we need

“Oh yes, you see these characters you all want to be gay? We’re going to ship one of them with a character you all want to be ace. Because fuck you.”

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Baffles me that people think Klaus doesn't know how to fight. He was raised with the same training as all the others. He went on missions with them. He absolutely knows how to fight. Sure, he gives off very strong vibes that he's not interested in fighting, but if you think he doesn't know how to, you're incorrect.

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I think it'd be fun to just pick a random Sparrow and say "Yep they're my favorite" without truly knowing their personalities or what they'll do in S3

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Eternally Torn between Wanting every single character to be accepting of Viktors Transistion for Escapism VS Wanting to see Diego stab someone for deadnaming his Brother, also for Escapism

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if i had a nickel for every trans masc icon named viktor with dark hair and a corruption arc that i projected onto during my transition i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking fantastic that it’s happened twice holy shit

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I may have only known about viktor hargreeves for a couple hours but i would kill someone if he asked me to

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Hello, Viktor! 🤗💖

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i thought the umbrella academy couldn’t get any more relatable in terms of actually understanding how siblings act but then season two comes along with shit like:

“I’m going to BEAT you and not the way you like it” 

“cHiLDrEn iN tHe bAcK” and then klaus just fucking falling over the seat. 

klaus showing up to allison’s house seeing a body and immediately going “are we burning or burying” 

five being So Done with Luther all season but still pushing him out of the way from the bricks falling

“Luther sniffs dad’s underwear” 

“You have had your possession privileges REVOKED”

and then ben going still worth it

everyone mentally rolling their eyes when diego starts talking about how he likes a girl (don’t @ me you know they were)

five pretending not to care about them but actually caring a lot™

the entire part where they’re lifting the tractor. diegos like fucking finally and luthers like we can leave you here would you like that.

diego forgiving vanya in less than a minute

the entire scene with klaus allison and vanya

everyone being like ok i understand why you would want to kill them but i still can’t let you

luthers forced smile at strangers after five yells “IM THE DADDY HERE” literally what i do when one of my brothers does something stupid in public

luther trying to keep the peace between the fives is just a whole ass mood tbh

klaus going over the ‘possession ground rules’ with ben

“klaus you’re so FILTHY” 

Ben and klaus’s little piss fight on the side of the road

“you look like antonio banderas with the long hair”

diego and luther when five shows up covered in blood

but we didn’t kill the comission! yeah that entire conversation especially “Five what did you do?”

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I just want to see Klaus go apeshit with his powers while the ghostbusters theme plays in the background

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and now, nearly a week after the world altering tua news (re: Five has trousers now), the majority of the tua blogs have returned safely to their hiatus hibernation. One can only hope that they stocked up on enough art, gif sets, and fics before they returned to their long winter‘s nap

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AHHHHH JUNE 22ND YALL!!!

IM SO EXCITED

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Me: Drinks a can of Fresh and Tasty Joja Cola😁👌

My classmate: Of course you have Blue Skin and Pronouns 🙄🙄😪

Like if True 😂💯 Share if Laughed😏💪

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Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

awe ur gonna make me cry tysm

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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I would like to formally apologize for traumatizing the people on @tuahastakenmylife's blog.

I am an utter penis wenis who deserves nothing less than being thrown in a gutter.

can I have my grandma back now? please I'm just a curious little boy

acey wacey eggs on bacey

this is not what i thought u meant when you said you’d apologize for your sins

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thats my cat, i love him.

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does anyone wanna see my cat eating at the dinner table with us yes or no?

bc hes so adorable i love him