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OOTS Incorrect Quotes #1

(They're on some sort of forum.)

Belkar: I bet you 10 pancreas he (Roy) doesn't reply to this

Vaarsuvius: but who specifically is "he"? you see, if "he" is a name, then " @he" will respond, you have to be specific, or else whoever you are talking about will not respond, you can't bet pancreas, if you have none to give, therefore you would have to steal pancreas from random people, which could k!ll them, and you don't want to be banned.

Vaarsuvius: And don't say TLDR. Belkar: I have 10 pancreas on me rn.

Vaarsuvius: very doubtful, and it would be hard to give, wouldn't it? due to a glass shield showing random electronic bytes, from a small card, do we even see the right profile picture? do we, all see different, just close to the real thing, going back to the pancreas part, you wouldn't be able to give it, you don't know where "he" lives, and even if you track "he" wouldn't know you.

Vaarsuvius: even if you could track "Him".

Belkar: Idk what your talking about

Vaarsuvius: What you don't understand is simple, giving the pancreas, you see, you can't give it, so, you wouldn't be able to make the bet.

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OOTS Generated Incorrect Quotes #2

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Belkar: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.' --- Roy: Someone will die... Elan: Of fun! --- Haley: Today at 7 am, Vaarsuvius poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Durkon: I watched Vaarsuvius brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended inta tha astral realm. Belkar: The survivability of the elven race never fails to amaze me

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OOTS Generated Incorrect Quotes #1

--- Durkon: Bottlin' up negative emotions is bad for yer health, so ye shouldn't do it. Haley: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. Durkon: Th-that's na' how tha' works- --- Elan: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? Roy: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you. ---

Notes: I used https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator and edited the output a little bit. (Like including Durkon's accent, etc.)