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Another one of my old Good Omens fan arts from 2011 - I know I probably should have waited until Advent season before posting it but I hope you enjoy silly Christmas-y jokes in autumn as well :D

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OOC (IMPORTANT)

Y'all in case you haven't heard yet, somebody is sending really creepy messages to people with rp blogs. I'd recommend turning off your asks or at the very least your anons asks.

@black-cat-arcturus

@siriusly-a-star

@remus-not-remu

@prongsy-prongs

@that-bitch-barty-62

@rosierosier83

@pandora-left-thebox

@lily-flower-evans

@meadows-at-night

@ms-marlene-mckinnon

@marrymealltheway

@green-thumb-alice

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ahem, are you aware of Crowley's history? with Lucifer?

or is it present?

Past, present, or future when it comes to those two. That's a relationship I'm not sure even the Almighty Herself could have seen coming. (I am, of course, being hyperbolic.)

I find it rather amusing myself. I get to tease Crowley about it at times, and Lucifer is gracious enough to partake in an "activity" or two with me as well.

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A-he-hem. Okay, reporter voice. You got this.

Hi, sir, Channel 4 news (right? Channel 4 is important?) here to ask you the burning question on everyone's mind:

What do you have to say to the Morningstar children concerning the rumors that you (shit, I don't have a reporter-ish way to say this. Screw it (like you did to him?) Eh, eh? See what I did there?) fucked their dad?

I would do no such thing, of course! Angels don't partake in that sort of carnal pleasure, and as Supreme Archangel, I mustn't endorse such activities.

I had you going there, didn't I? I'm ever so sorry you had to hear it from me... but for what it's worth, your father has very many ways to show how he cares about people. I suppose he cares about your mother in a similarish way to how he cares for Crowley and I.

Although, obviously, Chloe is rather a bit more special to him than we are.

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i’mmm threatening themmm with youuu :))))

his plant :(

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i’llllll do itttt :))))))

his plant :(

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Do not take zecret picturez of confidential filez. We can hear the zshutter. We can zee the photo printing out of the camera.

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Do not take zecret picturez of confidential filez. We can hear the zshutter. We can zee the photo printing out of the camera.

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Do not take zecret picturez of confidential filez. We can hear the zshutter. We can zee the photo printing out of the camera.

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Who needz a zink when I can juzt cut off my employee'z hand and uze their tearz.

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four bikers of the apocalypse appreciation continuing

these mfs carried oppressed humanity for six thousand years before getting killed by brats 😭

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I was just trying to get a good screenshot of Famine and I end up with this shit.

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