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every conversation in Zero Escape: 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors
Junpei: Oh god. That's...that's a dead body. A real dead body. They were alive just a few seconds ago, but now...th-they're gone. We're trapped here. We are going to die here.
Seven: Junpei have you ever heard of the tide pod challenge? There was this trend, you see. Kids would eat tide pods, those colorful detergent packets, as a challenge of sorts. Died out after a while, but the whole thing was strange enough to leave an imprint on everybody's mind. Everyone who used the internet during that period remembers it to some degree. You see, it was so widespread that some scientists started to wonder what woulda happened if they gave tide pods to monkeys.
Junpei: Oh god, Seven, I think this is part of his brain...why the hell would scientists feed tide pods to monkeys? What's the point of that?
Snake: Really, Junpei. The answer is obvious. Scientists theorize that the urge to consume tide pods originates from primitive areas of the human brain identifying small, colorful objects as fruit. Monkeys and humans share a common ancestor, ergo measuring monkeys' affinity for tide pods proves the inclination is genetically linked to primates.
Seven: Yeah, that was it. The monkeys ate as many tide pods as they could. Interestingly they didn't act like that before the tide pod challenge. The scientists had to force monkeys to eat tide pods.
Junpei: Why were they force-feeding monkeys before the-
Seven: That's not even the weirdest part. Monkeys all over the world started eating tide pods. Even ones in isolated environments. It was almost like...they were somehow communicating. Like they were all receiving the same message to eat tide pods.
Junpei: And just where were the monkeys getting these tide pods from?
Seven: No one knows. Spooky, right?
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AI name puns masterpost
so we all know that Uchikoshi loves his punny character names and double meanings, and AI is absolutely no exception. I’ve been looking into the meaning of a lot of the cast’s names and there’s a lot of interesting stuff going on! I figured I’d compile a list of puns, references, symbolism, etc (it’s by no means complete, so if I’m missing something I’ll gladly update the list!)
this is pretty extensive and contains major spoilers for the entire game, so the rest is under the cut!
Keep reading
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my skrunkly.. my blorbo... mr. paper junpei
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I hate being a classic persona fan because like atlus drops like one remix of a classic persona track every 15 years and I still eat it up like it's a new game release
I am well and truly starved of p1 and p2 content I'll admit I will take anything that's why even though we've been getting basically nothing in the anniversary thus far I'm still immensely grateful for each and every piece of official naoya art
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#virtues last reward#vlr#zero escape#vlr spoilers#??#zero escape spoilers#idk if this counts as spoilers but it might#quark (vlr)#tenmyouji (vlr)#dio (vlr)
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have you seen the new trailer for ai somnium files nirvana initiative?👀 I'm so hypeeedddd
YES I HAVE
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this guy listens to linkin park and has all of the mental illnesses
#persona#persona 3#my art#digital art#minato arisato#makoto yuki#im drawing again?#epic win for the sunny community
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hi persona fans i forgot to say anything but heyy heres my sideblogs for each persona game if ur interested 😏
p1: @agastya-tree
p2: @shiraishi-ramen
p3: @memories-of-the-city
p4: @signs-of-love
p5: @tokyo-daylight
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A Christmas present for a friend ^__^
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Persona Character Birthdays
This excludes the protagonists (but includes protagonists for Persona 2) and please tell me if I missed anyone/made a mistake with the dates so that I can fix it:
Hidehiko Uesugi - 01/01 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Junpei Iori - 01/16 - Persona 3 Kanji Tatsumi - 01/19 - Persona 4 Yusuke Kitagawa - 01/28 - Persona 5 Tohru Adachi - 02/01 - Persona 4 Jun Kurosu - 02/14 - Persona 2 Futaba Sakura - 02/19 - Persona 5 Yuka Ayase - 03/03 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Kasumi Yoshizawa - 03/25 - Persona 5 Makoto Niijima - 04/23 - Persona 5 Naoto Shirogane - 04/27 - Persona 4 Lisa Silverman - 05/04 - Persona 2 Mitsuru Kirijo - 05/08 - Persona 3 Rise Kujikawa - 06/01 - Persona 4 Goro Akechi - 06/02 - Persona 5 Maki Sonomura - 06/04 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Baofu - 06/13 - Persona 2 Yosuke Hanamura - 06/22 - Persona 4 Ken Amada - 06/24 - Persona 3 Ryuji Sakamoto - 07/03 - Persona 5 Maya Amano - 07/04 - Persona 2 Masao Inaba - 07/11 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Tatsuya Suou - 07/27 - Persona 2 Chie Satonaka - 07/30 - Persona 4 Shinjiro Aragaki - 08/11 - Persona 3 Reiji Kido - 08/18 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Aigis - 09/10 - Persona 3 Eriko Kirishima - 09/21 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Akihiko Sanada - 09/22 - Persona 3 Kei Nanjo - 10/02 - Persona: Revelations (Persona 1) Yukari Takeba - 10/19 - Persona 3 Anne Takamaki - 11/12 - Persona 5 Eikichi Mishina - 11/15 - Persona 2 Ulala Serizawa - 11/30 - Persona 2 Haru Okumura - 12/05 - Persona 5 Yukiko Amagi - 12/08 - Persona 4 Fuuka Yamagishi - 12/22 - Persona 3 Katsuya Suou - 12/30 - Persona 2
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The two tracks werent synced right and it sounds like everything’s gone to shit at MTT Resort
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Persona 1 protagonist
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999 HEADCANONS!
ace: straight, cisgender, homophobic
snake: gay, transmasc
santa: bisexual (its funny bc this is canon)
clover: lesbian, she/it, autistic
junpei: pansexual, he/they
june: bisexual, she/they/it, adhd
seven: straight, he/they
lotus: straight, she/they/he
9th man: straight, cisgender, homophobic
#zero escape#ze#999#9 hours 9 persons 9 doors#ace and 9th man are in a facebook group for being homophobic#yes i am projecting with june having adhd but hear me out#everything she says is adhd coded
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here he comes the bestest boy
my art account: dtctiveprince on instagram and twitter
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beloved
#persona#persona 3#persona 4#persona q#persona manga#yu narukami#souji seta#yosuke hanamura#minato arisato#makoto yuki#junpei iori
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