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you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.
i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:
“MR POSTMAN"
and then before anyone can respond:
“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”
being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”
“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.
“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”
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#your boy eggnog#the loadbearing tweets tweet reminded me of your boy eggnog#so i had to come back for it
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the disembodied gay fist blizzard tweeted for marriage equality was the earth elemental that killed garrosh
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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?
I can't think of anything bad he did
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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twinkdeath has come for anduin wrynn
#world of warcraft#baby boy#his in-game model is going to be hideous tho i just know it#this model for him wasnt working for me until i heard him speak in the trailer#then idk it clicked
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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.
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For Fanart Friday reminding you all I am never EVER immune from WoW elves Xal'atath ilu
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making this one binary. no ghost agnosticism allowed. but explain the nuances in the tags if you want.
#yes but i do not believe that ghosts are the actual souls or spirits of dead people who won't pass over to the other side or whatever#i think they're more of a coalescence of energy that may even have sentience and believe itself to be the soul of a dead person
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
via reddit.com
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Happy 30th anniversary to The X-Files. The pilot episode aired September 10th, 1993 👽🛸
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