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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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“my busch lite is gone”

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you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.

i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:

“MR POSTMAN"

and then before anyone can respond:

“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”

being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”

“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.

“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”

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the disembodied gay fist blizzard tweeted for marriage equality was the earth elemental that killed garrosh

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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mutuals do this!!!!

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Happy Halloween!

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Huevember day 1 with Karlach!

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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twinkdeath has come for anduin wrynn

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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For Fanart Friday reminding you all I am never EVER immune from WoW elves Xal'atath ilu