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Autumn ISB Updates!

As we enter the season of autumn, here are a few friendly reminders.

1) Festive Plompkin Commerce

This year, the ISB Board voted to make the festive Axxilan orange gourds known as "plompkins" a regulated good due to reports of Rebels setting them ablaze and throwing them at Stormtroopers. Therefore, all imports and exports of plompkins are being monitored by the ISB. I have been charged with compiling the summary report for the Coruscanti data. Therefore, I have authority to access files related to plompkin commerce in all sectors. I appreciate your cooperation in advance.

2) Seasonal Caf Orders

I am aware that autumn drinks are now available in the cafe located on the ground floor of the ISB Central Office. Due to the high demand for these fall drinks, they are usually out of stock by mid-afternoon. Consequently, please understand that if I receive any order request after 1300, I cannot promise that I can procure a plompkin spice latte. I appreciate those of you who have been understanding of this fact without subjecting me to various threats and insults. Please understand that I have no control over how the cafe stocks their ingredients, and I have many other duties to fulfill besides caf orders.

3) Pet Costume Contest

I encourage everyone to enter the ISB Pet Costume Contest for Imperial Halloween. Last year, we only had four participants, all of whom were my tookas. While they certainly love winning, I think it would be fun to have some new competition this year.

4) ITO Droid Decorating Contest

Similarly, I encourage everyone to enter the ITO Droid Decorating Contest for Imperial Halloween. Supervisor Meero and I are already working on our very top-secret design. :)

Sending good vibes and glory to the Empire!

Most Sincerely, Attendant L. Heert ISB Central Office, Coruscant

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prolly one of my fav batches of imp memes

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they don’t get you like i do baby (said to a minor character with 2 lines) (about the material they appear in)

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Veers: Hmph. Piett: [*glares at him*] Needa: What's going on with those two? Covell: They've been having a lovers' spat because General Veers doesn't want Piett to go on the field mission. Piett: No, that is not why I'm upset. Tell him the reason, Colonel. Covell: Well, you see, this time the field mission is in a literal field. The General is concerned that we would lose Piett in the tall grass. Veers: I saw the pictures from the probe droid! It's VERY tall grass! Piett: I'm not that short! Veers: Lastok's short boyfriend got lost in there for two days on an intelligence mission! That field practically eats short people! Lastok: It's true! Needa: Firmus, you know he's right. We can't afford to lose you in a field... again. Piett: Oh, fuck off, Lorth!

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quotes, from my drafts , that I forgot to post, again 🎉

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Piett: Call me in five minutes and say that I need to come and get you.

Veers: Level 1 or level 10 emergency.

Piett: Level 10, get me out of here.

Veers: Okay, I'll even start crying, put me on speaker.

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Needa: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Veers: The afterlife, I guess.

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Krennic: You left me to die!

Tarkin: I thought you were dead. Congratulations on your survival.

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Some random imperial officer: *insults Jerjerrod not realizing Motti is within earshot*

Some random imperial officer: Why do I hear boss music?

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Jerjerrod: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Piett: Tiaan, if you don't like clowns, why are you dating Motti?

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Zev: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just going to unmake to sleep in it anyways?

Veers, not looking up from his datapad: Why should I feed you, if you're just gonna die anyway?

Zev: ...

Zev: I'll go make my bed.

Piett: Your way of parenting scares me.

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is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

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truly

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Heert looks great here!

Thank you for tagging me!

I haven't really drawn a lot in the last months, but here is something I started this week (and I hope I can finish this soon)

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

Thank you @madelgard for the tag I am very late replying to! I love doing these.

Since I've done writing for the past few WIP tags, I figured I'd do art this time. So, here's a bit of a WIP featuring Tired Attendant Heert.

Gently tagging five people for "So, I got regular mocha":

@alex-dax @klarionthewizard @madelgard @zeldurz @tsukuyomi42

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rb to stare at a mutual like this:

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In case anyone is curious, the Imperial Amusement Park does exist in Legends.