tsukiyamers
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tsukiyamers · 9 hours ago
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tsukiyamers · 18 hours ago
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this will get to the right people
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tsukiyamers · 18 hours ago
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What is tumblr trying to tell me
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tsukiyamers · 18 hours ago
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i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
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tsukiyamers · 19 hours ago
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my evil broth that contains onion, garlic, carrot, celery and poison and poison and poison and poison and poison
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tsukiyamers · 20 hours ago
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death leech shadoo.....
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design by @galaxylover06
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tsukiyamers · 20 hours ago
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kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours
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tsukiyamers · 20 hours ago
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New York is a beautiful city
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tsukiyamers · 2 days ago
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Every David Lynch weather report from 2022 at the same time
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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Are you pro or anti bush
he was a bad president
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tsukiyamers · 3 days ago
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pet peeve of mine is when there’s an action scene in an unoccupied/abandoned steel mill that just has vats of molten steel lying around. How is it still molten? Is the foreman sitting at home going “ahh shit did I remember to turn off the electric arc furnace? whatever, it’s probably fine.” someone should be fired for this
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