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why r the x men always wearing, like, headbands and being like yeah this counts as a disguise
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some of you have to learn what a real apology is
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at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg
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login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like "i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit"
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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands
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i want someone to look at me and hope i’m a lesbian
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Belle of the Ball (Sallon Frida 2018 Collection)- (1/?)
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