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COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

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yeah (x)

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People who honestly think there shouldn’t be a proshot release of theater shows because then people wouldn’t go to the theater anymore are so fucking dumb holy shit how dumb do you have to be did people stop watching footbal games because it also airs on tv? did people stop going to concers because you could get the dvd? holy shit just let poor people have a taste of the thing too god damn it

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since notifications are broken I've had the same stupid URL stuck at the top of my feed all day and I clicked on it just for kicks and it was some bitch with "pro-life christian" in her bio so naturally I scrolled with a mix of horror and revulsion, and in between the weird heterosexual art girl nonsense, naruto gifsets, and text posts two degrees of separation from literal fascists, I found this reblogged post and the tag made me break out in hysterics:

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"Something about those two guys hanging out together, you just can't look away"

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Art by Davood Moghaddami

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in terms of rock paper scissors, love wins

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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

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hi daiso. i literally cannot stress enough how little this image projects peace of mind

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I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

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April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

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commission for @heykoen!

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cranial papilloma

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DUNGEON MESHI OST ART I OWE YOU MY LIFE

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