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I watched it on a small tv with my brother in his bedroom when I was little. I remember watching Katara and Sokka interact and for the first time I saw a sibling relationship that I could relate to.

reblog this with how you watched avatar: the last airbender for the first time in the tags. i watched the first few episodes at my friend’s house and found the rest of the episodes on vimeo.

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I need all of these what the heck

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

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Mysterio Insults

So with all this craziness between Sony and Marvel (which I’m still in denial about but anyways) I figured I’d post my list of insults for mysterio in honor of our favorite spidey. Add your own!

Fish Bowl

Crystal Ball

Snow Globe

Marble

Paperweight

Mason Jar

Light bulb

Ornament

Gum ball machine

Ice sphere

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The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.

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Why was Teen Titans cancelled?

Its been NINE YEARS and i still dont think anyone knows exactly why teen titans was cancelled

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That is the best description I’ve seen of David Tennat in my L I F E

These are David Tennant's two brain cells.

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I can’t pick a favorite! They’re all gorgeous

Hannah Alexander  -  http://neverbirddesigns.tumblr.com  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/neverbirddesigns  -  http://www.redbubble.com/people/neverbird  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChouZJ5VI49OnRAMlYKZCXA  -  https://instagram.com/hannah_alexander24

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Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

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Books You Should Read to Improve Your Writing (Fantasy Edition)

1. The Language of Thorns by Leigh Bardugo

Travel to a world of dark bargains struck by moonlight, of haunted towns and hungry woods, of talking beasts and gingerbread golems, where a young mermaid’s voice can summon deadly storms and where a river might do a lovestruck boy’s bidding but only for a terrible price. Inspired by myth, fairy tale, and folklore, #1 New York Times–bestselling author Leigh Bardugo has crafted a deliciously atmospheric collection of short stories filled with betrayals, revenge, sacrifice, and love. Perfect for new readers and dedicated fans, these tales will transport you to lands both familiar and strange—to a fully realized world of dangerous magic that millions have visited through the novels of the Grishaverse. This collection of six stories includes three brand-new tales, all of them lavishly illustrated with art that changes with each turn of the page, culminating in six stunning full-spread illustrations as rich in detail as the stories themselves. (Goodreads summary)

Aspects of writing this book will teach you: Mythology, Fairy Tales & Short stories

This is one of the few books to receive a 5/5 star review from me. It was so stunning that I just couldn’t put it down. Each story is rich with original myths, interesting lessons and gorgeous story lines.

If you want to write fairy tales, short stories or mythology - this is the book for you.

2. His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman

The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass are available together in one volume perfect for any fan or newcomer to this modern fantasy classic series. These thrilling adventures tell the story of Lyra and Will—two ordinary children on a perilous journey through shimmering haunted otherworlds. They will meet witches and armored bears, fallen angels and soul-eating specters. And in the end, the fate of both the living—and the dead—will rely on them. Phillip Pullman’s spellbinding His Dark Materials trilogy has captivated readers for over twenty years and won acclaim at every turn. It will have you questioning everything you know about your world and wondering what really lies just out of reach. (Goodreads summary)

Aspects of writing these books will teach you: Creating a magic system and fantasy world

Anyone who has read these books (or even watched the movie) will agree that Pullman’s magic system is unlike any other. The world is so intricately woven and the fantasy so original that it has become one of the most popular series of all time.

So, do yourself a favour and learn from the best.

3. Keeper by Kim Chance

When a 200-year-old witch attacks her, sixteen-year-old bookworm Lainey Styles is determined to find a logical explanation. Even with the impossible staring her in the face, Lainey refuses to believe it—until she finds a photograph linking the witch to her dead mother. After consulting a psychic, Lainey discovers that she, like her mother, is a Keeper: a witch with the exclusive ability to unlock and wield the Grimoire, a dangerous but powerful spell book. But there’s a problem. The Grimoire has been stolen by a malevolent warlock who is desperate for a spell locked inside it—a spell that would allow him to siphon away the world’s magic. With the help of her comic-book-loving best friend and an enigmatic but admittedly handsome street fighter, Lainey must leave her life of college prep and studying behind to prepare for the biggest test of all: stealing back the book. (Goodreads summary)

Aspects of writing this book will teach you: Pop-culture references

Most of the time, pop culture references in books feel forced and inauthentic. But not in this one. Kim sprinkles in references that are actually relevant, contribute to the scene and that readers will actually get.

4. Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor

The dream chooses the dreamer, not the other way around—and Lazlo Strange, war orphan and junior librarian, has always feared that his dream chose poorly. Since he was five years old he’s been obsessed with the mythic lost city of Weep, but it would take someone bolder than he to cross half the world in search of it. Then a stunning opportunity presents itself, in the person of a hero called the Godslayer and a band of legendary warriors, and he has to seize his chance or lose his dream forever. What happened in Weep two hundred years ago to cut it off from the rest of the world? What exactly did the Godslayer slay that went by the name of god? And what is the mysterious problem he now seeks help in solving? The answers await in Weep, but so do more mysteries—including the blue-skinned goddess who appears in Lazlo’s dreams. How did he dream her before he knew she existed? And if all the gods are dead, why does she seem so real? (Goodreads summary)

Aspects of writing this book will teach you: Creating absolutely original stories and worlds

I don’t know where Laini Taylor gets her ideas, but that woman’s mind is amazing. You will never read anything else quite like this book.

5. An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

Laia is a slave. Elias is a soldier. Neither is free. Under the Martial Empire, defiance is met with death. Those who do not vow their blood and bodies to the Emperor risk the execution of their loved ones and the destruction of all they hold dear. It is in this brutal world, inspired by ancient Rome, that Laia lives with her grandparents and older brother. The family ekes out an existence in the Empire’s impoverished backstreets. They do not challenge the Empire. They’ve seen what happens to those who do. But when Laia’s brother is arrested for treason, Laia is forced to make a decision. In exchange for help from rebels who promise to rescue her brother, she will risk her life to spy for them from within the Empire’s greatest military academy. There, Laia meets Elias, the school’s finest soldier—and secretly, its most unwilling. Elias wants only to be free of the tyranny he’s being trained to enforce. He and Laia will soon realize that their destinies are intertwined—and that their choices will change the fate of the Empire itself. (Goodreads summary)

Aspects of writing this book will teach you: Morally grey characters and political intrigue

The characters in this book have various different motivations and beliefs, and they intersect in very interesting ways. If you want to write a story that weaves together fantasy and politics, this is a must-read. 

Plus, if you want to move away from the black-and-white of old-school fantasy characters, this book will show you how to do it.

That’s all I have for you for now :)

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scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

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enjoy :)

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Aurora Rising

I swear I’m going to start bawling when Auri calls Kal be’shmai for the first time.

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Aurora Rising/ACOTAR

On a scale of Auri to Feyre, how well do you handle being mated to a hot violet-eyed, pointy-eared warrior?

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Aurora Rising Headcanon

Finnian offers to teach Kal the “art of seduction”, because “congrats you’ve got aurie’s attention, the hard part is keeping it - especially when you’re you”

Kal ignores him but is still kinda self-conscious inside and not that he’d admit it, but worried that she will grow bored of him

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Aurora Rising

Did anyone else literally read the first page about Kal in aurora Rising and almost immediately was like:

“Ah yes, the next character I’m going to give my heart and soul to”

literally a chapter later and I’d die for him

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Aurora Rising is space Six of Crows and I am not the least bit mad about it.