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CONT. HERE // @statycny​ 

“YOU DON’T NEED to know everything right now, you’re still young-- There are still things for you to learn but...” A pause, the woman obviously in thought as her gaze never shifted from the icy horizon. 

“It’s difficult to explain but--- Ask you questions.” 

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TAGGED BY: @vergangenheit-nostalgisch TAGGING: @ircnkingdom @rexblut @heirxann

NUMBER OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES:      1  /  2  / 3 + /  ?+ TONE OF VOICE:  high /  average  / deep ACCENT:  Russian DEMEANOR: confident /  shy / approachable /  hostile  /  other POSTURE:  slumped  / straight /  stiff  / relaxed HABITS:      head tilting  / swaying /  fidgeting  / stuttering /  gesturing /  arm crossing  / strokes chin / er, um, or other interjections  /  plays with hair or clothing  / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintains eye contact /  frequent pausing  / stands close  / stands at distance

COMPLEXITY:

vocabulary:  ◼◼◼◻︎◻︎ emotion:  ◼◼◼◼◼ sentence structure:  ◼◼◼◼◼

PROFANITY:

frequency: ◼◻︎◻︎◻︎◻︎ creativity:   ◼◼◼◻︎◻︎ watchfulness:   ◼ ◻︎◻︎◻︎◻︎

BOLD ALL THAT APPLY:      arse  / ass  /  asshole  /  bastard /  bitch  /  bloody  /  bollocks  / bugger /  chickenshit  /  crap /  cunt  /  dick /  frick  /  fuck  /  horseshit /  motherfucker  /  piss  / prick  / screw /  shit /  shit-ass /  son of a bitch  / twat /  wanker

GIVEN PROPER RELIGIOUS CONTEXT:      christ on a bike /  christ on a cracker  /  damn  /  goddamn  /  gods damn  /  hell  /  holy shit  /  jesus  /  jesus christ  /  jesus h. christ  /  jesus, mary, and joseph  /  sweet jesus

THIS OR THAT:     contractions or enunciation  / straightforward or cryptic  /  jargon or toned /  complexity or simplicity  / finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind / masculinity or neutrality or femininity  /  formalities or abrasiveness / insult or injury / praise or equivocation  /  frankness or lies  / excessive hand gestures or minimal hand gestures / name-calling or magnanimity / friendly or blunt nicknames.

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING OR HEARING YOUR CHARACTER:   almost always  /  frequently  / sometimes  / rarely  / never.

DOES YOUR CHARACTER’S POINT ALWAYS COME ACROSS WHEN THEY SPEAK:   almost always  /  frequently  /  sometimes  /  rarely  /  never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS:   almost always  /  frequently  /  sometimes /  rarely  /  never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS:   almost always  /  frequently  /  sometimes /  rarely  /  never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE ‘WHOM’ IN A SENTENCE: yes  / no /  only ironically.

WHICH WORD WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT:   but /  though /  although  /  however  /  perhaps  /  mayhaps.

HOW WOULD YOUR CHARACTER PICK UP THE PHONE:   hello /  hey  /  hi  /  yello  /  yo  /  yeah  /  [name]  /  what’s up  /  sup  / who is this? /  what do you want? /  can i help you? / other

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS:   walk away  /  ask if that’s everything  /  say that’s everything  / give a proper goodbye  / tell their company they’re done here  /  remain quiet  /  they don’t.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER ADDRESS OTHERS: titles / first names /  surnames  /  full names  /  nicknames.

WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER BELONGS TO BY HEARING THEM SPEAK:   upper  / middle / lower.

IN WHAT WAYS DOES YOUR CHARACTER SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS:   accent /  vocabulary  / tone /  level /  politeness  / brusqueness /  it doesn’t.

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anya, holding 3 year old ivan the fearsome: who is this?

his servants: the grand prince of moscow!

anya: the WHAT

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Icons of Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell. Like/credits if you use!

Follow on twitter: @mschievxus

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do you believe you are incapable of love, or just unworthy of it?

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"Hey, so I know this is super belated buut~!" Nothing less than the brightest grin was on Gilbert's face as he presented her with two things at once: One, a dainty little cupcake with one candle on top and two, a gift containing some home baked cookies and a set of cable knit mittens, a scarf, and a scarf. "Merry Chistmas and happy birthday, Anya! Make a wish!"

SURPRISE LIT UP her features, as if someone had flipped a switch in the back of her mind. She was pleasantly taken back at the sudden flash of gifts and a brightly burning candle, frozen in place as she tried to piece together a wish. “Gilbert— I’m surprised you remembered.” A happy tone, though laced with confusion. 

“A wish? Goodness, you really pulled the stops.” A tease, followed by a laugh as she eased him of his gifts, holding the cute cake in the palm of her hand. She had wishes enough to drown the both of them, almost unsure if she should wish for anything at this point. A childish thought in its entirety anyhow. 

But she would wish, and before blowing out the candle a single thought hung in her mind. ‘ I wish that we can do this together for many more years to come. ‘ 

And the candle was out. 

“Thank you, Gilbert. Merry Christmas.” 

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memeusup‌:

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FRESH OFF THE BOAT / 6.01  always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

‘i’m gonna forget all about this in twenty-four hours, but right now, this is my world.’

‘this is the only home she’s known.’

‘you know, finally stick it to another country for once.’

‘you call this a game? where’s the hitting? where’s all the blood?’

‘can you guys keep it down?’

‘i’l just add yams to the list of things you won’t eat.’

‘proofreading your dad’s poetry again?’

‘are you starting high school or prison?’

‘she’s more of a thrower than an eater.’

‘you were supposed to be up thirty minutes ago.’

‘i threw that garbage in the river.’

‘guess who made the front page of the paper?’

‘everything waist-down is your territory. i made that very clear in our vows.’

‘i’m going to pretend like i’m going to read from it, then discard it in dramatic fashion.’

‘half the reason i came to this country is so you could have lots of sex.’

‘they outlawed all the fun stuff.’

‘he’s an innocent little dove.’

‘if you come at him like that, his head might explode.’

‘i’m kinda like his father figure.’

‘water is wet, i am beautiful. are we just playing a game in which we say things we already know?’

‘she always yells across the house at me and then gets annoyed when i can’t understand her.’

‘it makes it so hard to ignore her twice.’

‘he’s like one of those, like, inflatable tube men at the car wash.’

‘i can’t study with all these interruptions.’

‘where you going, nerd?! sorry, it just rolls off the tongue at this point.’

‘is that a conch shell i painted hair on? you bet your ass it is.’

‘i thought you were supposed to be chill.’

‘has he always been this adorable?’

‘well, you’re in a better mood today.’

‘why are you shouting?’

‘you! what did you say to him!?’

‘what exactly did you say to him? that it would be “fun”? help him utilise his “imagination”? get in touch with his “feelings”?’

‘why are you using air quotes? those are real words.’

‘if you want to do me a favour, just stay in your lane.’

‘you never stay in your lane!’

‘what about that time you tried to have my name changed?’

‘as misguided as that was, i knew you were just looking out for me.’

‘oh, so we don’t have to ask for permission to help each other? good, because there have been so many times i wanted to help you, but i held back.’

‘this has been you holding back?’

‘this headband is wrong for you. it draws attention to your weird hairline.’

‘this necklace is ugly, and it highlights your oversized clavicles.’

‘i don’t think i can go back in by myself.’

‘two heads are always better than one.’

‘we can’t talk to him on an empty stomach.’

‘what are we? people who don’t need to eat?’

‘i thought i’d lend a helping hand in the form of a military wake-up.’

‘we have the house surrounded! come out with your hands up!’

‘i got your mother-in-law a megaphone.’

‘did you like my joke? it was me. i was the police.’

‘okay, so, getting to first base means kissing.’

‘you don’t want to know what second base was like in the navy. ours was based on naval bases, not baseball bases.’

‘the problem with your talk is there’s too much talk.’

‘why do you and your dad look like brothers?’

‘i’ve had crows feet since i was in college.’

‘and that’s how you pleasure a woman, emotionally and sexually.’

‘i need some privacy.’

‘this is already too much family time for today.’

‘you wanted some drama in this life, now you have it!’

‘maybe we’re the type of friends who work best when we don’t help each other with anything!’

‘i already have two sewing machines of my own.’

‘apparently it’s all downhill from here.’

‘do you know how it feels to be around somebody so pushy?’

‘maybe you’re just underestimating her.’

‘so, back to my man parts, which i said are fully functional.’

‘this may come as a surprise to you, but i’m not very good at accepting help.’

‘i’m just so used to being able to give you advice and you just taking it.’

‘just know that 98% of the time, i won’t need any help.’

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The Last Czars (netflix series)

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Detail of a portrait of Maria Feodorovna.

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Quotes taken from Epic Rap Battles of History Season 6 from the following battles : Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine; Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara; Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King; George Carlin vs Richard Pryor; Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin; Mother Theresa vs Sigmund Freud; Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula, The Joker vs Pennywise and Thanks vs J Robert Oppenheimer

❝ Welcome to primetime, bitch! ❞

❝ Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea.❞

❝ I been to hell and back and whooped Satan’s ass. ❞

❝ What’s the matter? You look tired, eh?  ❞

❝ As for me? I’m a chick magnet. ❞

❝ You’ve got the wrong room if you’re looking for fear. ❞

❝ Only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer! ❞

❝ Come back if you’ve got another itch to scratch. ❞

❝ Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller. ❞

❝ Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers. ❞

❝ Asthmatic, but I’ll take your breath away. ❞

❝ Here’s a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse! ❞

❝ You had one job, to strike a matchstick. ❞

❝ Treat this like the gallows and take another dive. ❞

❝ I’m a pious man and I fight for the lord. ❞

❝ I would cut you but I don’t want your sweat on my sword. ❞

❝ I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name. ❞

❝ What you’re fighting for sucks. ❞

❝ Is it the 5th of November? Cause I’m on fire! ❞

❝ You’re so creepy it’s insane! ❞

❝ You look like you just ate someone’s brother in a storm drain! ❞

❝ You can’t beat the king with your crew, please! ❞

❝ I ain’t loving shit. ❞

❝ You had no joy in it. ❞

❝ Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies. ❞

❝ I’m a mad dog snarling. ❞

❝ No pauses in my punchlines, no commas in my comedy! ❞

❝ Your style’s like two drinks: it’s the minimum! ❞

❝ Oh, shut up, you stupid son of a bitch, you know you blew it! ❞

❝ It turns out you were just like your sweater: monstrous! ❞

❝ I always had bite, you started out toothless. ❞

❝ No one else compares! ❞

❝ I’m a genie in a bottle for some comic relief! ❞

❝ Gotta set myself free! ❞

❝ You get on my nerves. ❞

❝ You’re such a boring guy, you could make a whole show about the ocean dry. ❞

❝ Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender. ❞

❝ Enough of your antics and madness! ❞

❝ Three stripes like Adidas, and I’m doing it for Jesus. ❞

❝ I got a peace prize, but I’m not friendly. ❞

❝ Let’s turn to my favorite subject: me! ❞

❝ Thank imaginary God I wasn’t in one of your beds. You’d have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead! ❞

❝ I help people live, you watch people die to get souls for a man in the sky!  ❞

❝ You took credit that you didn’t deserve. ❞

❝ Dreams are the only place you’ll ever be as dope as me. ❞

❝ I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny since you hide your true feelings like they were other people’s money. ❞

❝ I’ve seen better care given to organic vegetables! ❞

❝ You call that a nightmare? I call that a Tuesday. ❞

❝ Slick hair, popped collar, and a damn nice cape. ❞

❝ Wow! I did not know that you could read… ❞

❝ I can’t be killed. ❞

❝ I’m the Harlequin of Hate. ❞

❝ I don’t know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head. ❞

❝ They all float says the quote. ❞

❝ I’m a Shining man! ❞

❝ I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs. ❞

❝ You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Loser’s Club. ❞

❝ Stick to your small town. ❞

❝ Oh, why so serious? ❞

❝ You’re about to fall from a new height. ❞

❝ I haunt nightmares and I’m ruthless. ❞

❝ This is like poker, the Joker is useless! ❞

❝ Winning’s not in your cards. ❞

❝ I’ve got 99 red balloons, bitch, and I dare you to take one. ❞

❝ Go back in your well, you giggling sewer ginger. ❞

❝ You lost to a turtle that wasn’t even a ninja! ❞

❝ We have so much fun together!  ❞

❝ I have a secret… ❞

❝ I will spend a whole week knocking out those prickle teeth! ❞

❝ Even I wouldn’t stoop to that kind of impropriety. This is Earth you space demon, we live in a society! ❞

❝ I take smiles and I leave scars. ❞

❝ I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous. ❞

❝ You break and bleed so easy. ❞

❝ Listening to you took everything I have left. ❞

❝ I’m a peaceful man, but I do what I must. ❞

❝ There is no balance. ❞

❝ You wanna talk about Death? ❞

❝ I’m the destroyer of worlds. ❞  

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Why does she celebrate on christmas??

Because shes our lord and savior

Happy birthday and merry christmas

OOC//:

Reminder that its Ana's birthday tomorrow 😱😱😱

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OOC//:

Reminder that its Ana's birthday tomorrow 😱😱😱

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THE LAST IMPERIAL FAMILY: The Romanovs ( insp. )

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Dark Woods by Alexandria Neonakis

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                                                                      𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉   be   told    ?                                                                                              I   𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁   was yours