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Are you sure the dolls are in a safe place away from the pyre? I know you stop Chaton and Littlebug earlier. But I saw Minimouse earlier and she had a strange look in her eyes and a small smartphone attached to in a way to where she could watch the screen while still being able to do stuff. Last time I saw her she had a travel size bottle of hairspray, a lighter, and some wire. I tried to follow her to get that stuff away but she went through a zeta beam before I could catch her.
âŚ.oh. That would be it.
Minimouse!
MINIMOUSE NO!
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Dolls Au Pinnochio Incident Pt.2
So I had a thought @nobodyfamouspostsâ Pinocchio story in the Dolls AUâŚ
When Conner calls later that night,(in the DC cross) Adrien picks up and mentions that the dolls are eating cookies with Mama, because Papa is grounded because he chose the wrong movie.
Conner asks why and Adrien suddenly clams up before screaming that Pinocchio is now and FOREVER forbidden to watch.
The Team overhears this as Conner fumbles the phone and turns on speaker-phone by accident. Mâgann asks why and is then stopped by Robin who simply asks âThe Lampwick Scene?â
Adrien Replies with a dark âyesâ and refuses to say more than forbidding Conner to even speak of this conversation before calling Marinette to take the phone.
Later that week Connerâs curiosity gets the better of him and he watches it with Mâgann. As Lampwick appears on screen he leans forward, determined to discover what had scared his siblings about this character.
Then it begins, as Lampwick begins to change Conner goes stiff.Â
When Lampwick realizes what is happening Conner stops breathing altogether.
.As Lampwickâs transformation progresses he rips two fist-sized chunks out of the sofa.
As the ever horror-inducing Mama cries turn to Donkey brays he leaps up, rips the entertainment system off of the floor and launches it through 2 walls before taking off at a dead sprint for the Zeta-beam.
Marinette soon has the eldest-yet-youngest of her children wrapped around her and his siblings as he refuses to speak.
Mâgann herself is ripping Adrien out of bed telekinetically and calling Robin to Mt. Justice so to begin plotting a conspiracy to ensure nothing of that movie can ever appear in the mountain again.
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Dolls AU: The Pinocchio Incident
What Dolls angst? Would I do a thing like that?
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âAdrien. Agreste.â
Now Adrien wouldnât admit itâmore than once, since Plagg hasnât stopped heckling him about it sinceâbut seeing Ladybug angry wasâŚkind of hot.
The way she glared down her opponent. She way she held herself. Her tone. But above all, it was the look in her eyes.
Sure, it meant the girl he loved was decidedly NOT HAPPY, but it also meant getting to see her fix that and be amazing doing so.
And AdrienâŚwas kind of a sucker for that.
So yes, seeing that angry look from Ladybug was hot.
Seeing that angry look from Marinette, who was the face behind Ladybug, was even hotter.
The problem was that Marinette was leveling that angry glare at HIM. And being the one on the receiving end of his Ladyâs glare made it much less lovely to stare at and much more terrifying.
âAdrien. Kitty. Love of my life and dearest to my heartâŚâ
He gulped.
âWHAT WERE YOU THINKING?â
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The first thing Conner heard when he enter the cozy, inviting, bakery he called a second home was a crash. Conner would have missed it if he didnât have somewhat super hearing. The second was a ow, a human ow that did not sound like mom.The third was multiple panic squeaks that sounded like his siblings.
Someone upstairs with his siblings. Trying to kidnap them? And his siblings were fighting back. He felt anger and pride at the same time.
When Conner got his hands on the monster-
He stop upon sticking his head though the door of his mom room.
Adrien sat on the ground rubbing his head, eyes squeeze shut. His siblings curl around the man squeaking and purring. Each wearing some costume that mom must have made.
The desk lamp laying on the floor forgotten.
âAdrienâ, Conner asked, fully pulling himself into the room, âis everything ok, I heard a crash when I got hereâ?
Adrien blink a few before focusing on Conner.
âOh hi Conner, everything fine. Little Bug was riding my back and I just wasnât paying attentionâ.
Plagg flew out from hiding. âHE RAMMED FACE FIRST INTO THE DESKâ, the tiny god crackled.
Adrien turn pink, proving Plagg was right.
âPlaggâ, the man whined.
Conner took another look at his siblings.
Minimouse was wearing a brown coat and hat with a green tie.
Chaton wore a gray coat, red sweater and purple hat. He had a fabric moustache on.
Littlebug had a black cloak, a top hat and purple strip tie.
His eyes light up. âAre you three dressed as the Great mouse detectiveâ?
Mini mouse clap her hands happily.
Conner remember coming over a few weeks ago. It had been along day, by the time he made it to Paris the sun was setting.
Mom pulled him inside and wrap him in a blanket on the couch. They had order a movie for Minimouse because she was still upset with what happened with that dumb mind controlling psycho (Conner still felt awful for letting himself fall for such an obvious trap).
Conner had never watched a Disney movie before. Not an old animated classic.
He found himself unable to look away, forgetting the world around him.
When it came to an end, he was a tad disappointed that the story was over.
Adrien seem to feel the same. âWeâre watching the The Aristocats next weekâ, he announced.
Conner pulled himself back into the present.
âWhy was LittleBug riding youâ?
Adrien smile sheepishly. â I was pretending to be Felicia, Ratigan cat that he commandsâ.
Adrien sat up and rub his knees. âMarinette over at Lukaâs place fixing costumes, Rose got a little to into her solo and her mask came off, so she not going to home for a whileâ.
âThatâs fine, I just wanted to come over anywayâ, Conner look out the window. He felt a little lonely and hope mom would make that feeling stop.
Conner look back at his siblings. âCould...could I join inâ, he asked hesitantly.
It look interesting. He never turned down an offer to play when ever one of the dolls asked and always managed to have a great deal of fun.
Adrien face lit up, showing why he received the name sunshine.
âOf course, Conner. You could be Toby the dogâ.
Mini mouse rush forward with Chaton and they crawled onto Conner back.
Conner grinned a little and crawl forward. They clung to his shirt. Minimouse let out a battle cry squeak.
When Marinette got home, her hands were sore.
Rose had cracked her mask. Juleka mom had put her armour in the wash so the thing needed to be repaired and painted.
Those two things had taken nearly three hours. By the time Marinette was leaving the boat, the sky had turned pink.
Thankfully she could just transform and swing home.
Marinette stop halfway into her bed and stared, before quickly sneaking back down to get a camera.
Adrien had prop himself up against the pillows, snoring softly. Plagg snoozing on his head. Conner head was buried to Adrien side, Adrien arm around Conner, and the children in between. A blanket wrapped tightly around the five bodies.
Marinette snap a few photos before joining her family.
This is purely for fun, and a small tribute to the creator for bringing such a wonderful family to life.
I wrote this within an hour or so on my phone. Enjoy!
The Doll AU belongs to nobodyfamousposts, go read their storyâs.
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A Talk Between Fathers
The wind gently blew against Adrien face, warming his cheeks with the sunny heat.
It was peaceful, just sitting on the porch and staring out at the farm.
âEasy to doze off, huhâ, Mr. Kent step out carrying two cups. He sat in the other chair.
âItâs...relaxingâ, Adrien admitted, taking cup.
Ice tea. He took a sip and hummed. âThis is amazingâ.
âHomemade always beats store bought, especially when Martha the one making itâ.
Adrien took a gulp, finding it impossible to disagree with the older man.
âMarinette makes the best scones, I swear its magicâ.
Mr. Kent chuckled. âI believe that consider that our new member is made withâ.
Adrien prided his eyes away from the true beauty of nature to give the older man his full attention. âHow HoneyBee settling in? My kids back at home can be a handful even without them using their powersâ.
Honey Bee had been created three weeks ago just for the Kentâs as protector. Just like Queen Bee, Honey had the ability to stun. It only numb the stung limb, leaving the victim still mobil.
âMartha loves Honey. Sheâs quite has the fire to getting something done when she puts her mind to itâ, Mr. Kent smiled fondly.
Adrien felt a the weight leave his shoulders. Honey was ok here.
It was a large relief to know that. Marinette had reassured him she would but there was that nagging voice in the back of his head, whispering how they would push Honey away like Superman did with Conner.
Adrien hand tighten around the glass. He put it down before he shattered it.
Adrien had done that with the Tv remote when Marinette told him about Conner and what happened to the poor child. His hands were shaking but he needed to hear this so he grab the remote to distract his hands. He hadnât realized it was broken until some of the plastic fell on the ground. Thankfully an Akuma attack happened three seconds later so Adrien was given a chance to blow off some frustration.
Adrien knew damn well what it was like to be brushed away. Thatâs why he ask Conner if he could be his dad.
Admittedly, he came on way to strong. He knew it as soon as the words left his mouth he screw up.
Adrien just wanted Conner to have someone he could lean on for support and just knowing whatâs it like to be lock away and alone.
âYou want to ask something or you going to set me on fire with your gazeâ?
Adrien look down, face burning. âSorry, just.....â
He sighed deeply. âConner doesnât trust me. With Mari he latched onto, but with me itâs arms length. I want him to trust him to be able to open up to me but I canât push him to like me, I learned how well that ends in my young teens, Superman didnât really great Conner with a warm embrace so I can see why but I just.....â
âWant him to be able to trust youâ, Mr. Kent finished.
âYeahâ, Adrien drag a hand though his hair.
âYour right you canât force that, heâs wounded. Think of Conner like a wounded animal youâve just found in the forest, what youâre first stepâ?
âUhh...â, Adrien blink in confusion at the topic turn but compiled. âTreats it wound? No, wait, thatâs how you get bit. Show you mean no harmâ?
âRight, to get an animal to allow you near them, you need to gain there trust. Itâs the little steps that go along way in the endâ.
âSo if I want to help Conner, I have to gain his trustâ?
Mr. Kent smiled at Adrien. He had to swallow at how much it reminded him of his own Mom.
âExactly. Start slowly, work your way upâ.
Adrien lean back in the chair. The warm breeze cooling as the sun sunk behind the trees.
âIâm scared, what if I over step a boundary or freak him out and heâll never step foot in the house againâ, Adrien eyes widen. âOh god, Marinette would toss me off the tower if I screwed that upâ.
Mr. Kent place a firm hand on Adrien shoulder.
âI donât think it will go that far, but you will stumble. Thatâs will happen, but what matters is how you respond. Try just being there for Conner when you can. Remember, you have your girlfriend and children right beside you, youâre not alone Son. If you want, you can come talk to me and Martha anytimeâ.
Adrien wiped at his eyes. âThank you Mr. Kent, that means a lotâ.
âPlease, call me Jonathanâ.
âOkâ.
Adrien phone beep. Akuma.
âWell thatâs a mood killer. I need to goâ.
Adrien down his ice tea and took out the glasses. âTell Mrs. Kent Iâll get her that recipeâ.
âStay safe Adrien. Remember, small stepsâ.
Jonathan waved the young boy off and squeeze his eyes at the bright portal, open them once the glare was gone.
His smile slip away. âThat was a very foolish thing you did sonâ, he levelled Clark with a stern look as his son floated down to grass.
âI know, Paâ, Clark glance to where Adrien disappeared. âI knowâ.
(So I managed to have another idea and just push this out of my brain. Itâs 11:00 pm and I stay up to write this whole thing. Itâs short but Iâm proud. I really want Adrien to be able to talk to someone and Clark to get a talking too about his behaviour to Conner).
Hereâs another one to nobodyfamous Doll AU with Conner.
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"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"
might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based
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Bruce is working at the McDonalds in the Wayne Enterprises cafeteria as heâs trying to uncover corruption.
Tim is working at the Taco Bell because the show Undercover Boss sounded fun
Jason is working at the Starbucks because heâs trying to poach employees from Bruce, but doesnt want to do any actual business stuff.
Duke is working at the Burger King because this is literally just his job.
Damian (and Jon stacked on top of Damian to make them seem like adults) is working in the Popeyes as Dick hopes this will make him connect with people more (it will not).
Dick is working at the Smoothie King because he honestly just got lost and this is more fun than his real job.
None of them have noticed.
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Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.
Heâs a supervillain, heâs amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, heâs in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, heâs a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.
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Marinette: Mother of Superboy
This fic is NOT RELATED TO ANY OTHER FIC. Itâs just this random idea I just had, okay? It will not go anywhere. Donât kill me for who the pairing is OKAY. It was random thought. Honest
Marinette didnât know how she found him. She had been taking pictures of potential fashion shoot locations for her new line, not too far away from Metropolis when she heard crying.
She went searching and deep in the nearby forest she found a little boy, not older than two, with black hair and blue eyes, and her heart just melted. He was naked and had big tears streaming down his face.
And then her head nearly melted when the baby started floating.
Marinette bundled him up in her coat and noticed the bracelet; project Kr on his wrist and symbol for Cadmus.
Anger surged through and within seconds, the bracelet was destroyed. She had heard about Cadmus and the vendetta that had against Alien visitors. And there was no doubt that that was what the little boy wasp Alien.
And now, Marinetteâs son.
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Inspirado en el fanfic de @shadowcandyshop
Mominette + Doll au @nobodyfamousposts ; @susanphoenix
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Based in last chapter of fanfic Someoneâs Waiting For You by ShivaVixen
Crossover YoungJustice X Miraculous Ladybug
@nobodyfamousposts, @susanphoenix
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a good time between brothers.
@nobodyfamousposts
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Dolls AU: Take Out The Trash
Littlebug did not like waking up in the trashcan.
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when the heist does not go as planned. At this rate Red Arrow will run out of ammunition.
@nobodyfamousposts, @susanphoenix
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Dolls At Play (Dolls AU)
@susanphoenix, because I hope I did Pik justice.
A stage was set on top of a plus carpet with a stack of pillows to note one side and a half full laundry basket on the other. The stage displayed as its setting a variety of blocks arranged in a grouping of small squares and one significantly taller stack. The smell of cookies baking below permeated the air.
Across from the stage sat Marinette with Pik settled securely in her lap. Adrien sat right next to her, within perfect cuddling distance. Both were seated on the floor to get the best angle of the set. In addition, the âaudienceâ also consisted of the kwamis whom were all curious about the events taking place (and grateful to Marinette and Adrien for donning the Miraculous so they could enjoy the show), and took their own seats on the variety of pillows brought for the occasion.
The rest of the space was taken up by Minimouse. All of her, just to make the audience seem bigger. She wanted to be supportive, after all.
Behind the âstageâ, Littlebug and Chaton took their places, with the latter giving a small wave to his parents before giving a nod to Littlebug to start.
Once upon a time there was a rotten person called King Meanieface who was a bad ruler and a worse parent.
âWhy does it look like my father?â
âIâm sure itâs nothing, Adrien.â
âButâŚâ
âJust keep watching the show.â
ââŚfine.â
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Dolls AU: Mama
Well, itâs been a year since âMamaâs Dayâ and it seems prudent to answer the as of yet unasked question of just how Chaton started calling Marinette âMamaâ.
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