🜲 ⸻ · 。 … in the conflict between lions and men , theon umber begins their first steps up the ladder in the game of thrones . known to be waggish and assertive , their. rumoured heedles and negligent tendencies might prove to be their unmaking . the court bards play upon themes of thick furs draped over broad shoulders , silent prayer beneath a weirwood tree , an unprepared younger son when composing a tune for them . while they are the heir to last heart , it is said that their loyalties lie with themselves ( & house stark ) . only time will tell if the tides shift favourably for them or if the climb is too hazardous for even the most sure - footed .
friends , romans , countrymen ! here i am with muse number two , lord theon umber , heir apparent ( not if he had a choice , mind you ) to last hearth .
𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 .
full name : theon umber .
title : lord & heir apparent to last hearth .
nicknames : tba .
gender : cis man .
pronouns : he / him .
age : thirty .
place of birth : last hearth , the north .
current location : king's landing , the crownlands .
nationality : westerosi .
𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 .
face claim : leo suter .
hair colour : light brown .
eye colour : hazel .
height : 188cm ( 6 ' 2 " . )
usual expression : unserious .
distinguishing characteristics : long curls , thick beard .
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 .
big three : aquarius sun , aries moon , sagittarius rising .
meyer - briggs : extroverted sensing thinking perception .
enneagram : type seven , wing eight .
moral alignment : chaotic good .
positive traits : waggish , assertive , passionate .
negative traits : heedless , negligent , rebellious. .
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 .
with theon umber , i bravely ask the question : what if brandon stark had been the second son , and ned died ?
entirely , and i mean , entirely unsuited to being a ruling lord . the word irresponsible springs to mind . in his defence , he doesn't particularly want to be ruling lord .
ended up as heir after the untimely death of his elder brother , brandon . ended up taking on his betrothal , as well as his status as heir . spoiler alert : he was not happy about it .
there is probably many a bastard wandering around . daddy is not pleased . but a man must sow his wild oats what can you do ?
was sent to king's landing with his bride as house umber's representative . he's not happy about this either . what northerner feels safe in king's landing ?
𝐓𝐋𝐃𝐑 .
local incompetent white man gets handed everything because his brother died . and is a whore .
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🜲 ⸻ · 。 … in the conflict between lions and men , jocelyn baratheon begins their first steps up the ladder in the game of thrones . known to be astute and phlegmatic , their. rumoured calculating and scornful tendencies might prove to be their unmaking . the court bards play upon themes of hair pulled back very tightly off your face to focus , maintaining a. still expression while a storm brews beneath , the queen being the most powerful piece on the chess board when composing a tune for them . while they are the lady of storm’s end , it is said that their loyalties lie with themselves ( house baratheon ) . only time will tell if the tides shift favourably for them or if the climb is too hazardous for even the most sure - footed .
friends , romans , countrymen ! i'm e ( mily ) , i use she & her pronouns & this is me finally introducing you to lady jocelyn , the quote unquote mastermind of house baratheon . i hope she was worth the wait !
𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 .
full name : jocelyn baratheon .
title : lady of storm's end .
nicknames : tba . but whatever it is , only a select few can call her it .
gender : cis woman .
pronouns : she / her .
age : twenty - nine .
place of birth : storm's end , the stormlands .
current location : king's landing , the crownlands .
nationality : westerosi .
𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 .
face claim : arsema thomas .
hair colour : black .
eye colour : chocolate brown .
height : 165cm ( 5 ' 5" . )
usual expression : guarded .
distinguishing characteristics : long , thick dark curls .
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 .
big three : virgo sun , gemini moon , virgo ascendant .
meyer - briggs : introverted sensing thinking judging .
enneagram : type six , wing five .
moral alignment : lawful neutral .
positive traits : astute , phlegmatic , perceptive .
negative traits : scornful , calculating , capricious .
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 .
with jocelyn baratheon , i bravely ask the question : what if shiv roy and ned stark had a baby ?
jocelyn is a extremely clever girl , i cannot deny , but she's no where near as clever as she thinks she is . her arrogance surrounding her intelligence and ability to play the quote unquote game of thrones will be her downfall .
doesn't trust a lannister as far as she can throw them. and very protective of her baby sister . the two are related . doesn't particularly care for the targaryens either.
grief , just grief . she has a lot of grief . about everything . her father . her sister . we'll unpack how it ties into her treating everything like a chess game next week.
will do just about anything to uncover the truth about her sister's death . and i mean , anything <3 let the plot bunnies commence .
if this was percy jackson , she'd be a daughter of athena . if this was harry potter , she'd be a ravenclaw .
𝐓𝐋𝐃𝐑 .
local woman spies for her brother to uncover truth about sister's death .
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