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if you ping me in the intro thats fine lmao

Note before anything. Uh. Genuinely sorry to every parody acc I pinged. I probably shoulda let y’all know but I forgot to <//3 - 🪼

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Oh no.

Yin-yang I started the zombie object apocalypse :D

⚪⚫: ... ⚪: You WHAT!? ⚫: This is amazing! Zombies!? Ha! Yin always thought they weren't real! ⚪: Are you sure you should be happy when you wouldn't be able to even RUN FROM ONE!?

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[Taco, now watching from the bushes, was observing Yin and Yang.]

...Wow, he must have been hungry, hmm?

Yin finally got back to Yang, a soft smile on his face as he approached

⚪: Yang! I found something better than berries while I was out! ⚫: Lemons? Really!? ⚪: Ok would you rather have food or not Yang, this isn't the hotel!

Yang was very annoyed but took one anyways, straight up biting into the peel, he didn't care even though Yin now gave him the most disgusted look ever.

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...Yes, i suppose you should. I'm worried too, not because of the fact that he could get hurt. No, the fact he could hurt others.

All i ever wanted was for him to not threaten to attack me.. Now look what you've gotten yourselves into.

...Though, less talk, more "get-to-Yang-right-now".

After a while of Yin contemplating to bring Yang with him or not, he had left to grab food. He really did hope Yang kept his word on saying he'd be fine! Soon Yin found some bushes, shouldn't hurt to pluck stuff off them.

⚪: Still hate I have to do this, but since stuff doesn't magically appear, it's best to learn how to get food I guess... Yang better not be too picky over these... I don't want to hurt an innocent animal!

Yin plucked berry after berry, leaving a few bushes clean of their produce, almost having 2 handfuls just from one bush, it's certainly becoming harder for him to multi-task being aware and getting food when he has no hands free

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No worries, Yin..

[Taco then grabbed most of the lemons from the tree, and hopped down, landing carefully.]

Here you go. Though, i think the berries might be better. There isn't much food here.

...If you don't count me that is.

After a while of Yin contemplating to bring Yang with him or not, he had left to grab food. He really did hope Yang kept his word on saying he'd be fine! Soon Yin found some bushes, shouldn't hurt to pluck stuff off them.

⚪: Still hate I have to do this, but since stuff doesn't magically appear, it's best to learn how to get food I guess... Yang better not be too picky over these... I don't want to hurt an innocent animal!

Yin plucked berry after berry, leaving a few bushes clean of their produce, almost having 2 handfuls just from one bush, it's certainly becoming harder for him to multi-task being aware and getting food when he has no hands free

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...Uuughhhh...

[Taco then pulled out a grappling hook, and made her way onto the same spot as Yin.]

Come on, get off, now. I'll get the lemons from here.

After a while of Yin contemplating to bring Yang with him or not, he had left to grab food. He really did hope Yang kept his word on saying he'd be fine! Soon Yin found some bushes, shouldn't hurt to pluck stuff off them.

⚪: Still hate I have to do this, but since stuff doesn't magically appear, it's best to learn how to get food I guess... Yang better not be too picky over these... I don't want to hurt an innocent animal!

Yin plucked berry after berry, leaving a few bushes clean of their produce, almost having 2 handfuls just from one bush, it's certainly becoming harder for him to multi-task being aware and getting food when he has no hands free

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[As Taco was wandering around the forest, she saw something. From far away, it looked like a white ball picking out berries, but Taco recognized this as Yin, and approached him.]

Oh, hello there, Yin. Picking some berries out, i see?

Don't worry, i'm not going to hurt you. Yang, however, i won't hesitate on harming.

Actually, i reckon there's a tree somewhere around here full of lemons. Haha, lemons.. Used to be a big fan of those when i was still in the show.. But that's not important, Yin. What's important is your survival.

After a while of Yin contemplating to bring Yang with him or not, he had left to grab food. He really did hope Yang kept his word on saying he'd be fine! Soon Yin found some bushes, shouldn't hurt to pluck stuff off them.

⚪: Still hate I have to do this, but since stuff doesn't magically appear, it's best to learn how to get food I guess... Yang better not be too picky over these... I don't want to hurt an innocent animal!

Yin plucked berry after berry, leaving a few bushes clean of their produce, almost having 2 handfuls just from one bush, it's certainly becoming harder for him to multi-task being aware and getting food when he has no hands free

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Good riddance.

[Taco then lowered her gun, no longer pointing it in the direction of Yin-Yang's face.]

I know it's your fault, Yang. You're the reason you got you and your other half nearly killed.

Yin, however?

You're free to go. That mess is going to be carried along with you, because both of you share the same body.

⚫: UGH! Can't believe we got kicked out of the hotel! ⚪: And as I said, wasn't our fault. ⚫: Well atleast we're alone now. ?: Alone, you say?

⚪: Wha- ⚫: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Your analogies make NO sense..

WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOO

THE TACO SHOW!!!!!

:3

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Oh, god.

Please, other universe Taco.

Get OUT of your whole act..

...I can't STAND my old self.

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Stop it.

Don't MAKE me do this.

[She pointed her gun at Yin-Yang's face, intending to shoot them right in the face, in order to kill them, in the process.]

You know, you're REAL lucky that other, obnoxious me isn't here to save you.

Otherwise? You're going down. And this is only in self-defense.

⚫: UGH! Can't believe we got kicked out of the hotel! ⚪: And as I said, wasn't our fault. ⚫: Well atleast we're alone now. ?: Alone, you say?

⚪: Wha- ⚫: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Do i need to apologize? After everything i've done?

I'm already too far down.

I can't turn back.

WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOO

THE TACO SHOW!!!!!

:3

- @saauurcreeeaaamm 🍋🍋🍋

Oh, god.

Please, other universe Taco.

Get OUT of your whole act..

...I can't STAND my old self.

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You-

I WARNED you.

[Taco, with her gun, then shot Yin-Yang in one of their legs, just so Yang doesn't lunge at her.]

Are you going to stay down, or come right back up, just to be beaten down again?

Or will you run away, like you are intended?

⚫: UGH! Can't believe we got kicked out of the hotel! ⚪: And as I said, wasn't our fault. ⚫: Well atleast we're alone now. ?: Alone, you say?

⚪: Wha- ⚫: WHO ARE YOU!?

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I'm NOT going to sit with you. I have much more important matters to attend to.

[Yang can be heard groaning in pain from the distance, due to being tased.]

Such as making someone leave this forest.

WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOO

THE TACO SHOW!!!!!

:3

- @saauurcreeeaaamm 🍋🍋🍋

Oh, god.

Please, other universe Taco.

Get OUT of your whole act..

...I can't STAND my old self.

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...Ugh, when you have 2 conjoined beings with each side having minds of their own, it becomes a pain.

...Speaking of which..

[Taco then tases Yang's side of Yin-Yang, presumably causing a slight pain for both sides.]

Don't come any closer.

Or i WILL shoot you with this gun.

We don't want to have a MeLife-needed accident, hm?

⚫: UGH! Can't believe we got kicked out of the hotel! ⚪: And as I said, wasn't our fault. ⚫: Well atleast we're alone now. ?: Alone, you say?

⚪: Wha- ⚫: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Wh-

Who said i was jealous?!

I'm infuriated!

Annoyed!

...Ugh, you're going to betray Pickle eventually, you know that? You're going to end up in the same situation as i am in.

[She glances at Yin-Yang, then back at "Taco"]

...I still have to deal with those two.

WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOO

THE TACO SHOW!!!!!

:3

- @saauurcreeeaaamm 🍋🍋🍋

Oh, god.

Please, other universe Taco.

Get OUT of your whole act..

...I can't STAND my old self.

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Oh, you want to fight?

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[Taco pulls out the gun that she used on Test Tube, and the taser of hers.]

So be it.

⚫: UGH! Can't believe we got kicked out of the hotel! ⚪: And as I said, wasn't our fault. ⚫: Well atleast we're alone now. ?: Alone, you say?

⚪: Wha- ⚫: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Hello, Yin-Yang.

Got kicked out of the hotel, no?

Don't worry, i know all too well.

I overheard your little conversation with each other.

⚫: UGH! Can't believe we got kicked out of the hotel! ⚪: And as I said, wasn't our fault. ⚫: Well atleast we're alone now. ?: Alone, you say?

⚪: Wha- ⚫: WHO ARE YOU!?