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Please do.

if this post gets 5 likes I’ll EXPOSE baseball.

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Idiot.

I didn't mean the fool on the cob.

I meant the other being you speak of.

Do you have a plan to assassinate Cobs to avenge Pickle? I mean, you have a laser gun, an escape route with MePad, and you're British, so you might as well become James Bond.

Not sure where you're going with that, but i like the idea.

And i don't know who that is, mind you. Probably just some random guy.

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Do you have a plan to assassinate Cobs to avenge Pickle? I mean, you have a laser gun, an escape route with MePad, and you're British, so you might as well become James Bond.

Not sure where you're going with that, but i like the idea.

And i don't know who that is, mind you. Probably just some random guy.

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TACO DO YOU WANNA HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH ME?! C:

-🫖

Not in the mood. Plus, that's very childish.

Go bother someone else.

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Do you live in the woods. Be honest

Yes. Have been for years, in fact.

No need to Truth or Flare me when i already know the answer.

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. . .

What is your relationship status with Taco?

🧬✮ [ ' With Taco? Well, I'd consider her to be. . A 'friend,' I suppose. I'm not entirely sure how Taco sees me, but, hopefully it's in a positive light. ' ]

🧬✮ [ ' I'd only wish the best for her after everything we'd been through. ' ]

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So how r u feeling after the situation

. . .

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Mepad told me to go give u a hug. Bcoz u need it. Would u like a hug :3

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...No.

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I'm fine. I'm absolutely okay. Nothing to worry about.

For… everything that’s happened. To taco, in the latest episode…

Would you. Uh. Like a hug? ,:3 🫂

🧬✮ [ ' Well, I . . ' ]

[ He paused briefly. ]

🧬✮ [ ' . . I'm sure Taco would need a hug more than I would, but -- I would quite like that. Go right ahead. ' ]

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girl y u so british

'Cause i am? All it is, is an accent with a bowtie (or rather, the Invisibow). And you think i'm british?

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Taco, the beans that were spilled were, in fact yours.

...Oh, shut iiiittt.. It was metaphorically, not literallyyy...

i тhink i'm funny.

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...Fine, whatever you are. Maybe i AM a little shaken up from what just happened.

...But i don't want to talk about it.

hello :3

are yiu okay

-(ironically,) mic anon

...I'm fine. I'm completely fine. Everything's okay.

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hello :3

are yiu okay

-(ironically,) mic anon

...I'm fine. I'm completely fine. Everything's okay.

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How to publicly embarrass yourself?

Wear this.

Taco, that shirt is what people these days would call "hard". As in it "goes hard".

Shut UP. I've had enough of your nonsense, you yapping, babbling little tablet tabloid.

how to get bullied 101 (cant let anyone know i fw this)

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People do get confused between me and the actual food, hmm?

you're what. youre craving a what. dude that's really fucking insenitive ok. no no i don't think you get it that's- ok yeah but do you know how much she's been through

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...Alright, now, i've been thinking.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Steve Cobs! Make life rue the DAY it thought it could give TACO lemons! Do you know who i AM?! I'm the object that's going to burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get MePad to generate a combustible lemon.. That BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[VIOLENT COUGHING]