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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

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faaallen aaangels and faaatal attraaactioooon ... the end of an aaage and the end of affeectioooon

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I think it's important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it's because politicians will look at usage and say "see, no one is really using this thing, we can afford to trim the budget for food stamps by at least half". Whereas if you decide to step up and use these programs, even if you feel like you "don't really need it", at bare minimum it's another data point advocates can use to say "hey, look, people are using this thing, this is an important service we are providing, do not cut our funding".

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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Who is Blake Thorburn? That's an easy one. Blake is a simple man. The sort of guy who knows how to use a set of tools. The kinda dude who's sick of beans and low on karma. Character witness @rainfrazier, describes Mr. Thorburn as "the most hated man in all of Canada." Oh how those pines and maples grow... 🇨🇦

The images above are for a game called Arkham Horror. All art has been used with express permission of the artists.

Blake Thorburn art: @redtailfins.

June art: @mikezeddart.

Dead Branches art: @deadbirdlife.

These cards represent a character you can pilot through the game. Blake's cards lean towards a play-style that manages threats in a risky way. Playing as Blake, the Abyss is never far.

A huge thanks to the contributing artists. These cards wouldn't be the same without your work. 🐞❤️

Other Pact + Arkham Horror designs:

Laird Behaim.

Rose Thorburn Jr. (wip).

Fell Atwell.

Maggie Holt (wip).

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i been gamin’

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vib vibing

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I don't think I've ever shared this story before but I desperately need to

So my family- Me, two of my parents, and my swarm of brothers- were out for a day in the city, right? And we came across this juggling busker dressed as Darth Vader

And all my brothers LOVE star wars, so of course we stop

And Vader says something during his performance, right? And one of my brothers- maybe about seven years old at the time- asks what's wrong with his voice. Because he doesn't have the classic Vader voice.

And the buskers says- in what I assume was his best impression- "My voice modulator has been compromised"

And my brother- who is, again, about seven years old- stone-faced and without even a HINT of amusement- tells him, "You have failed me for the last time" and raises his hand to force-choke the guy

Dude fucking CHOKES and falls to the ground. No hesitation. Drops everything. Full-on Shakespeare performance. Apologizes to my brother like he's fucking Palpatine

And my brother doesn't laugh. Just nods solemnly to this grown ass man while we all lose it, and then "lets him go".

And then we leave, the moment cemented into the family lore forever

Anyhoe God bless you juggling Darth Vader, may the force be with you

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Patapon 2 is a great game

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HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY RAT GAME ‼️💕🎉

+ some bonus meme redraws

(GAME SPOILERS BELOW!!)

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NO I'M NOT LATE FOR POSTING THIS

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evil idiot activities featuring @scorpiton the other evil

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Haven't drawn my Ava/Odin fankids in so long, I wonder how they're doin- oh god Dove NO!!!!

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"visual symptoms of migraines tend to last an hour or less." actually don't piss me off i've been having blurred vision all day 😭