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do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

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remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story because I still think about that sometimes

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There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

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This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

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tyLER

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Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the fact that Jacob Kowalski just wanted to be a baker because he tought he could make people happy with his food? He just wanted people to be happy. With food. FOOD. If he isn’t one of the sweetest characters to ever apear in Harry Potter Universe I don’t know who can be.

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One thing that I haven’t seen being talked about is how cool it is that in 1926, the American Wizarding government had a black female president. The American Wizarding world in 1926 is more progressive than the real America in 2016.

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Disney Princesses as sloths.

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so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

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For those who do not know. Green Day’s “NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA” is a reference to the line “NO WAR, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA” line from MDC’s song Born to Die from 1982. It includes lines like “A racist dream, a world of hate with no regret a Nazi state” before the quoted line. 

Shout out to Green Day for both referencing their forefathers of angry political punk and for calling out shit dick elect Donald Trump on national TV.

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date a girl who makes it harder to go to sleep but easier to get up every morning

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