troycattribunny
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troycattribunny · 4 days ago
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I'm fine. I'm going to take a break from tumblr. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people??
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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your annoying please kill yourself
Okay. Fine.
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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I'm starting to think the piss poor reading comprehension on this site is not coming from the bit makers and instead the people who read:
"My standard has always been if there's a Sailor Senshi for it, then it's a planet.
And yes, that means I count our moon, and all those asteroids, and even a "chibi-chibi", whatever the fuck that is, as a planet. I'm committed to the bit now." and still decided "no the asteroids are also sailor scouts and they're not planets!"
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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I think if you're this mad about blorbo posting you probably shouldn't be on the site that was known for hijacking posts with supernatural gifs.
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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You see, I was MAKING A JOKE about the OTHER reblogs.
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Hi, I've been getting a few anon messages already about this reblog (that I didn't even start?? I made a joke in reference to the OTHER reblogs) practically saying I'm hijacking a post and acting like being a sailor moon fan disqualifies my astrological special interest. You don't know my credentials or my own knowledge of astrology. You can't say "we're tumblr we THRIVE on reblogs" and then HARASS someone for making a funny in response to a reblog, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
No i"m not a "weeb making this about my blorbos" I didn't even START the blorbo posting (or the "if its a sailor scout its a planet", i KNOW about the asteriods and planetoids I was MAKING A JOKE) if it offends you so much that a blog made a joke about their own special interests don't fucking harass them over it??? You'd think that it would be common sense but I guess not?
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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bruh please shut up
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No, Moon Tiara Magic
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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I didn't even start this what?
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Out of the bit: I know. I made a comment about how "if theres a sailor senshi out of it its a planet." and since you could theoretically make a senshi out of any celestial body, any celestial body is a planet. Its a joke since sailor moon and astronomy are my special interests (thanks, grandpa).
Okay back to the bit: you DON'T want a sailor Chariklo?
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Follower? FOLLOWER? Lock, you will regard me as your beloved mutual like I deserve!
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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So you DON'T want a sailor Chariklo?
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Are you saying you DON'T want a sailor eris? A sailor haumea? Sailor quaoar? You DON'T want a sailor chariklo?
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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You aren't seeing the bigger picture: *you can make a sailor scout out of anything and it'll be a planet*
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Wow my family is fucked up
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Fun fact: this came about while we were watching glee, in which upon noticing my mother's lack of interest in our mother-child past time I asked if she was paying attention in which she said: "give me a moment, I'm learning things about my maternal side"
Mom: I knew we had mafia in the family but not KKK or Madames
Me: I knew we might have KKK because of (racist aunt). Wait— back up you knew we had mafia in our family?!
Mom: I got threatened by them that's how I knew.
Me: BACK UP WHAT?!
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troycattribunny · 5 days ago
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Mom: I knew we had mafia in the family but not KKK or Madames
Me: I knew we might have KKK because of (racist aunt). Wait— back up you knew we had mafia in our family?!
Mom: I got threatened by them that's how I knew.
Me: BACK UP WHAT?!
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