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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

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my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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I know a lot of people find it uncomfortable and invasive but I actually kinda love my head being manhandled at the barber's. Every time they tilt my head or move me to one side I feel like a docile sheep about to have my winter coat shorn off by a well trained farmer with strong but gentle hands

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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okay man we get it you’re being tested by god

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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

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guy who dies from choking on an mp3 file

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Brown rice is good for the heart

White rice is good for the soul

Fried rice is for enhancing telepathic attacks

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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

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— Lina A.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate