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Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

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stand_down.mp4

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all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

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Batman Beyond S01E13 “Ascension”

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patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It���s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

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Everyone put your heads down.

Russian sleeper agents wake up

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I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

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Was meditating in the woods this morning and a bug comes up to me doing this elaborate mating dance. Women can’t do anything 😔🙄

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"shitbull" is such a funny term you guys really invented a slur for puppydogs

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…wh4t century 1s 1t

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fuck marry kill:

Guy Fierri, The Condesce, Cronus Ampora

i await your answer.

fuck guy f1er1

m4rry the condesce

k1ll cronus 4mpor4

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If we all could get over ourselves around here, we’d realize that the homestuck quadrant system could revolutionize shipping across all fandoms. And the discourse would be hilarious.

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⦚ would like to submit @askingalternians and @cannibalisticacrobat

Double clown.

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hehe

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fuck marry kill:

Guy Fierri, The Condesce, Cronus Ampora

i await your answer.

fuck guy f1er1

m4rry the condesce

k1ll cronus 4mpor4