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ye4rly merry 12th per1gee eve nerds

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1 just re4l1zed how long 1t's been-

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…wh4t century 1s 1t

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fuck marry kill:

Guy Fierri, The Condesce, Cronus Ampora

i await your answer.

fuck guy f1er1

m4rry the condesce

k1ll cronus 4mpor4

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If we all could get over ourselves around here, we’d realize that the homestuck quadrant system could revolutionize shipping across all fandoms. And the discourse would be hilarious.

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⦚ would like to submit @askingalternians and @cannibalisticacrobat

Double clown.

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hehe

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fuck marry kill:

Guy Fierri, The Condesce, Cronus Ampora

i await your answer.

fuck guy f1er1

m4rry the condesce

k1ll cronus 4mpor4

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clulge clown tenta

1 woke up to th1s 1n my 1nbox. th4nks grumblr

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GRAAHHGGGGGHAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHH

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"Why Are They Called Chucklev-o--o-d-o--o-s And N-o-t HeeHeepn-o-sis?"

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nookan dbulge

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found an ask game on a defunct blog. trimmed it somewhat, de-qqquirked it, and made it a bit more appropriate. enjoy. - mod meenah

Grumblr Ask Game

1. What's set as your palmhusk's lockscreen? Hivescreen? Why?

2. Cheese vs. chocolate?

3. Do you have any nicknames given to you that are especially close to your pusher? Any reason why?

4. Barkbeasts vs. purrbeasts?

5. Are you an evening troll or a day hootbeast?

6. If you could have any psionics, which would you pick? (This includes animal and ghost communion and chucklevoodoos)

7. What are 3 movies you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

8. Show us a picture of your frondwriting?

9. What's your favourite obscure fact that you know?

10. Favourite animal and why?

11. Three events/people that you think have shaped your life?

12. Tell a funny story about your wrigglerhood?

13. What is your ideal gift to get from a hatefriend or quadrant? (Pick any quadrant - or all four)

14. What's something you've always wanted to do but been unable to, for whatever reason?

15. What do you think of when you hear the word "hive"?

16. Three things that make you happy?

17. How many goregle/flamingslybeast tabs do you have open right now?

18. Three things about a quadrant? (Red or black)

19. Three things about an enemy? (Not romantic)

20. Do you collect anything?

21. What's something that never fails to cheer you up?

22. Favourite hobby and how/why you got into it?

23. Biggest pet peeve?

24. Share a secret?

25. Favourite song/artist?

26. What is your go-to, favourite meal to make?

27. Describe yourself in three words?

28. If you could only bring one item to an isolated alien planet, what would you bring?

29. What colour is your hair?

30. Have you ever dyed your hair? If not, what colour would you dye it?

31. Coffee or tea?

32. What's your dream job? (Not limited by caste)

33. Quadrant status?

34. What is the ideal time and length for a nap?

35. If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

36. What do you think says the most about a person?

37. Do you think you fit into stereotypes for your caste?

38. What is your favourite scent?

39. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

40. What is your favourite thing about Grumblr?

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do you have powers?

yes, ones that are expected of my caste

yes, ones that are off-caste

no, but those of my caste are expected to

no

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Purplebloods, do you have gills?

Yes

No

Only fins

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☞ i knnow i keep askinn quuestionns buut. if puurplebloods are so close to violet wouuldnnt they have. youu knnow. gills or somethinn ☜

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Træns dæy øf visibility yøu sure æs fuck will see me

(Incredibly bright gløwing spøt in the caverns flæshing mørsse cøde før kung pæø penis)