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every episode of kitchen nightmares
gordon: is the pasta fresh?
restaurant owner: oh yes chef it’s my mothers recipe we make it by hand in store every day chef
gordon: great i’ll try that
cut to kitchen, staff are microwaving half a serving of canned ravioli that was tipped into a ziploc bag and frozen for 10 years
restaurant owner: hes gonna LOVE this
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the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer
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i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while
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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
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