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listen. please. I say this as someone who personally does not like AI art and hates reading AI-written content, but also as someone who earned my PhD studying cultural politics and technology: not once in the history of ever has a moral panic about how a new tech thing is totally irredeemably evil and destined to destroy society turned out to be correct. the chances that you've latched on to the one panic that will buck this trend are pretty small.

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Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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Don’t a let a little thing like being a boy keep you from being a girl

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Your daily dose of big tdick energy

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A hero without a cape

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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me buying collegehumor from IAC

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PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

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I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

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hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps