I used to be trohmanissocoolikeAt least I get to spell everything right this timeAlso I’m 26 now
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at this point it's not even bad luck brian anymore. you guys are making eternally condemned brian.
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theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images
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"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet
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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
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i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it
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*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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Ur trauma hs affected U in da followin ways number 1 U R annoyin
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lets hope the next male epidemic is "washing hands after using the bathroom"
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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of
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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life
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