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funky little guys

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the Earth is locally flat. since flatness is a local property, it follows that the Earth is flat.

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Still light out at 6:14pm!! Whooo :D Also it snowed the other day, happy spring break everybody ❄❄❄

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I’m screaming. I’m trying to gif the pool scene from “The Big Bang Job” and when Eliot rolls his eyes at Chapman I just realized he’s passing a no pushing sign. I’m laughing so hard because foreshadowing for poor Hardison.

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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Discussing baby’s future

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The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it

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#so you're saying it's pretending to be orange for cat heist reasons

(via @falderaletcetera)

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A simple group isn’t simple. A free group isn’t free. Modern Algebra is just false advertising.

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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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i miss you 2012 marvel fandom save me 2012 marvel fandom. put clint in the vents give thor some pop tarts have the og six living in stark tower inject me with stony and clintasha undertones. remind me of whimsy and hope and all the things we used to hold near and dear to our hearts before endgame, before infinity war, before civil war, hell before age of ultron. i want to be happy again can’t i be happy again. what happened to us

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”I can fix him” girl he’s e^x and you’re the derivative with respect to x

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was checking up on the texas measles outbreak a few days ago (i live in texas and have a baby <6 months old (too young to be vaccinated)) and the most recent news story was from fox news, and since i was hoping for recent news, i clicked it (mistake)

the article turned out to be okay, just bare bones facts about the outbreak, but then i scrolled to the bottom and got to the comment section (very big mistake)

can you guess what the comments were? (i will admit i was surprised (in a bad way), but in hindsight realized i probably shouldn't have been)

they were squarely blaming the outbreak on biden for allowing the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants who probably brought measles to the us

(even the fox news article did not suggest that this could be a cause for the outbreak)

le sigh

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Tik Tok - Ides of March Edition (A Julius Caesar (the play) fanvid and song parody)

A music video for the upcoming Ides of March!

Based on the song Tik Tok by Kesha with new lyrics and vocals by me. Audio editing by my partner.

(I know it's not the ides yet, but people play Christmas music for a month leading up to Christmas, so.)

Lyrics and artworks in the video under the cut (artist birth and death years where I could not find the year of creation).

Lyrics:

Wake up in the morning feeling hyped up from battle No I haven't got a crown, but it ain't worth the hassle Before I leave hear a warning from the cheering mass I don't care, he's just a dreamer, so I leave him and pass

I'm talkin: just took out my foe, foe, Got parades wherever I go, go Bout time I got that throne, throne. [gasp I mean--]

On to the Senate on the Ides, Ides, Hear the pleading of my wife, wife, That's when it gets a little bit tricky…

[Chorus:] Can't stop; you know the gods already made this story up Three times, I've declined, and it's nearly the Ides Tick Tock, on the clock, but the Senate don't stop, no Whoa-oh oh oh, Whoa-oh oh oh

[Repeat Chorus] Ain't got a care in the world, 'cause her dream's just a dream And the omens that she's seen could be 'bout anything Now the Senate's lining up, 'cause they heard I got swagger Beggin' mercy for Publius--Wait. Is that a dagger?!

I'm talkin bout--errybody got a knife, knife Even Brutus wants my life, life Should'a listened to my wife, wife.

Now, now does Caesar lie so low, low, But the people will still know, know Of the fortune he brought Rome, Rome… Fortune he brought

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Romans, We stabbed him but, you have to know This was for Rome, not for power I loved him but he had to go, a threat he posed to our freedom

Brutus, you stabbed me but, you'll see me soon upon your doom at Philippi You'll see me soon upon your doom, upon your doom

But the party don't start 'til Marc walks in.

[Chorus x2]

Artworks:

Brutus and Caesar's Ghost: Brutus and the Ghost of Julius Caesar, Edwin Austin Abbey (1852–1911) Brutus Disturbed By The Ghost Of Caesar, From Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Act IV, Scene III, Henry Tresham (c.1751 – 17 June 1814)

Caesar's Death: "Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene 2, the Murder Scene", George Clint (1822) Death of Caesar, March 15, 44 BC Painting by Vincenzo Camuccini (1798) The Assassination of Julius Caesar, William Holmes Sullivan (1888) The Murder of Caesar, Karl von Piloty (1865) The Death of Julius Caesar, George Esten Cooke (1837) The Death of Caesar, by Jean-Léon Gérôme, 1867 Assassination of Julius Caesar, Spanish School, (19th century) The Assassination of Caesar, Heinrich Füger, 1818 The death of Caesar, Victor Honoré Janssens (1658-1736) Woodcut manuscript, Johannes Zainer, c. 1474

Marc Antony: Marc Antony Reading the Will of Caesar, William Hilton (1786-1839) Marc Antony's Oration, William Holmes Sullivan (1836-1908)

Declining the throne: Caesar refuses the Diadem, 1894 Antoine offre le diademe a cesar, 1810 Copper engraving

Roman Senate: Cicero Denounces Catiline (1888), Cesare Maccari Caesar going to the Senate on the Ides of March, Abel de Pujol (1785-1861) The Roman Forum by Hodgkin (1800-1860)

Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of March Soothsayer warning Julius Caesar of the Ides of March, 1858 Wood engraving Caesar and the Soothsayer, Illustrator Unknown, Published 1880.

Caesar's Wife pleads with him: Cowards die many deaths - Hans Holbein the Younger (1497-1543) Calpurnia, Caesar's wife admonishing Caesar, Abel de Pujol (1785-1861)

Triumphs of Caesar: Julius Caesar, Andrea Mantegna, c. 1490 The Vase Bearers, Andrea Mantegna, c. 1490 Picture Bearers, Andrea Mantegna, c. 1490 Musicians, Andrea Mantegna, c. 1490 Corselet, Andrea Mantegna, c. 1490 A Roman Triumph, Rubens, c. 1630 Vercingetorix Throws Down his Arms at the Feet of Julius Caesar, Lionel Royer (1899) Caesar Crossing the Rubicon, Adolphe Yvon, 1876

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You guys are so mean