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WHERE ARE THE EMERSON BARRETT FICS?!

GIVE ME PIRATE EMERSON

CEO DADDY EMERSON

RENAISSANCE PAINTER EMERSON

WHERE IS THE SMUT

IM DYING OUT HERE

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TIG

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JEREMY ALLEN WHITE 2024 | Mert Alas ph. for Calvin Klein Underwear Spring 2024 Campaign

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Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

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Barbie draw your ship prompt with Billy and Stu

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Stolen from tiktok

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW COOL SOME OF THIS STUFF IS?? I wish I saw it in person!!!

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Stu: Tell Y/N about the birds and the bees.

Billy: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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scream 1 crack. more to come bc i’m having fun

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An Unorthodox Love Story Pt. 3

The sunlight came through the window beaming on Oliver's closed eyelids. He groans softly rolling over to face the door, eyes still closed. He heard a small giggle coming from beside him and his eyes flashed open. "Shit Teag. You scared me." He laughed softly gently pushing her. "I'm sorry Ollie. I came to see if you were up yet because I made breakfast, but I saw you still sleeping so I just took a seat beside you." She smiles. "How long have you been watching me sleep, Edward Cullen?" He joked. "Only about five minutes. That is odd isn't it?" She giggles again. "No. It's okay." He smiled at her as he stretched. He stood up stretching once more. "Are you ready?" Teag asked. "Yep. Let's go." He smiled nodding. 

They made their way down the steps. Teagan skipped a few and jumped around laughing. "What has you in a good mood?" He questioned. "I don't know. I am just pretty happy today." She hummed as they walked into the kitchen. "You're just happy I have work today, so you don't have to deal with me and you get to go shopping." He joked. "No, that isn't true. I'm going to be sad I can't spend time with you. You're my best friend." She frowned. "I...I was joking." He fumbled over his words. She smiles making his plate as he took a seat. He looked over everything she had given him. Eggs, waffles, and sausage gravy. Picking up his fork he digs into his food moaning softly at how good it tasted.

"Is it that good?" Teagan asked peeking up at him through her hair curtain. "Yeah, it really is." He admits stuffing his mouth again. She laughs softly watching him pig out. "Maybe I should cook more for you." She hums watching him. "I hope you do because if you're good at cooking breakfast I can only imagine what else you can cook." He smiled. She blushes at his appraisal going back to her meal. After he finished Oliver goes upstairs to get ready for the work day. He took a quick shower and then dressed. When he came down the steps Teagan was ready to leave as well. "Here." He hands her his spare key with a smile. "I'm sure you'll be back before me." He smiled once more. "Thanks." She nods taking the key and placing it in her pocketbook. "I'll see you this afternoon. " He hugs her tight. "See you then Olls." She smiles as they walk out of the house together and to different cars. 

The drive to his work was short and silent. All he could think of was Teagan and part of him wished he could have gone with her today. He loved spending time with her, but work was pretty important too and he couldn't miss a day. The day, however, seemed to drag on and on as he thought of ways he could surprise Teagan on Saturday since it was her birthday. Thankfully it was his day off so he had plenty of time to spend with her. He could do something nice for her, maybe take her to see her parents two towns over. Deciding that was what he wanted to do he made a mental note to call them on his lunch and discuss a surprise party with them. 

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An Unorthodox Love Story Pt.2

Within the next couple of days, Oliver had taken Teagan to Ian's house while he worked and moved her into his home. She had been his best friend since kindergarten so why should he not offer his home to her? She even offered to help pay bills and he of course couldn't tell her no the way she looked at him. Deep down he knew he had been in love with her, but he continued to deny it so he wouldn't hurt their friendship. He thought he had loved Aubrey, but the way Teagan made him feel was something else. Something he couldn't explain. They sat side by side watching The Vampire Diaries together. "Was Aubrey your epic love?" She asked looking over at him. "Honestly? No. I won't speak badly about her, because I did love her, but she was not my epic love. I haven't found her yet." He said only partly truthful. He was almost certain that Teagan was his epic love, but he wanted to take it slow with her. She had a rough breakup and he couldn't just throw this at her all of a sudden. "I'm sorry." She spoke softly looking back at the tv. "I'm ordering takeout. What should we have?" He asks. "I'm in the mood for Texas Roadhouse. Can I get the chicken critter meal with mashed potatoes and butter corn on the side?" She smiles. "Sounds wonderful to me." He grins opening the app and placing his order for her chicken and his steak.

As predicted the food arrived twenty minutes after he had placed the order. "Oooh. Can I have some of your steak?" Teagan giggled eyeballing it. "Yeah. Go ahead." He smiled handing her his container for her to get some. "Thank you." She smiles taking a few bites from it before handing it back to Oliver. "Is your food good?" He asked looking over at her as she dipped her chicken tender into her mashed potatoes. "Yes. It's amazing. Thank you." She smiled. "No problem love." He smiled as they turn back to the show still playing on tv. "Sucks you have to work tomorrow. You could have gone shopping with me." She spoke after a moment. "Yeah, sadly I'm not off until Saturday." He sighs softly leaning back against the couch. "It's okay. I can ask Maggie to come with me." She smiled at him as she got comfortable next to him. Oliver admired Maggie. She was only a year older than the pair and she was hardheaded. Honestly, that's why he admired her. She was the type that didn't take any type of bullshit and it rubbed off on Teagan each time she hung out with the older girl.

After dinner, Oliver gathered up their trash taking it to the kitchen to throw away. When he entered the room again he smiled at Teagan who now lay stretched out across the couch snoring softly. He scooped her up carrying her up to her room as he gently laid her down. He went into his studio and sat down with a blank canvas, he began to sketch the outline of Teagan's face from memory. He was almost completely done with the sketch when he heard the door creek open. "Are you sketching me?" She whispered. "I am." He looked at her with a big smile. "That's the best thing anyone has ever done for me." She smiles back gently kissing his cheek. "You really mean it?" He questions. "Oh without a doubt." Teag nods. "Thank you." He smiles. "Of course. I'm going back to bed." She said softly going back to her room shutting the door behind her. He smiles finishing up the sketch before putting it away and going to bed himself.

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An Unorthodox Love Story Part 1

"I never stood a chance, did I?" Oliver asked softly as he looked up at Aubrey. Once again the love of his life had broken his heart. She had agreed to give him a chance when she had broke things off with her ex, Clay, but like usual, she ended up back in his arms once more. "That's the sad part- you did once." Aubrey said looking at him calmly. "Once!? It's always him Aubrey! You always pick him over me! Every time you promise me a chance it always ends with me brokenhearted and you in his arms." Oliver's eyes teared up as he spoke. He was tired of feeling this way. Of always fighting with the one he loved more than life itself. More than the air he breathed. "That isn't true!" Aubrey tried to defend herself. "But it is. It really is." He looks down at his hands as the tears finally fell free. Aubrey turned away from him. She knew he was telling the truth. She knew he never really stood a chance with her as long as she kept allowing Clay to come back into her life, and part of her knew it wasn't fair, but she couldn't let them go. She was a selfish person and she needed them both in her life. After all, Clay was her first love, but Oliver, Oliver had saved her life many times throughout high school. He had become her best friend freshman year when her dad had moved them from Kentucky all the way to Tennessee. Oliver had been the one to stand up for her when Fallon Miller picked on her for being the new girl. Oliver had been there for everything. From the death of her mother to the first time Clay dumped her sophomore year.

"I'm sorry Ollie...I am so sorry, but I love Clay with everything in me, and letting him go is just something I can't do." She said softly. "It's fine Aubrey. I get it. I do. I just thought for once it would be different for us." Oliver said softly walking towards the door. "Wait. Please don't go." She begged. "You have to let me go, Aubrey. It isn't fair for you to keep us both." He mumbled softly. "Please. I can't live without you." She begs more. "You cheated Aubrey! I can't even stand the thought of being with you right now." Oliver hissed as he pulled the door open walking out. Standing at the door of their once-shared home Aubrey watched him back out of the driveway tears streaming down her face. She had honestly fucked up. Oliver meant it when he left this time. He had never left like this before. He had packed a few of his important belongings the moment he had found out she had gone to see Colt. His car was packed and ready to go the moment she had come in and he had confronted her. "Way to go Aubrey." She whispered to herself wiping her eyes as she pushed the door shut sliding down it. "You really fucked up this time." She looked up when she heard tiny feet pitter-patter down the hallway. "Mommy? Why was daddy Ollie yelling at you?" The little blonde five-year-old stood in the doorway of the hallway looking at her mom. "I didn't mean for you to hear that Ava." Aubrey whispered wiping her eyes once more as she stood. Ava, Aubrey's daughter with Clay, had always adored Oliver and seen him as another father. She wasn't sure how to explain to a five-year-old what was going on, but she stood scooping the little girl up looking at her with a small smile. "Mommy did something very bad, and daddy Ollie needed some time away, but daddy Clay will be around more soon. Is that okay?" She asked. "DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!" The toddler yelled. Ava was aware that Clay was her real father. That wasn't something Aubrey kept from the tot.

Oliver pulled into his driveway and spotted a figure sitting on his steps. The rain was coming down harder now and the cool air was blowing hard. He slipped his hand into his pocket gripping his pocket knife as he walked from his car to his steps. The figure looked up at him and from the light, on his porch, he recognized it as Teagan. His long-time best friend. She was drenched from head to toe and shivering. "Why didn't you call?" He asked softly as he pulled her up into a hug. "I threw my phone at Ian and broke it." She replied. He could hear the sniffles in her voice implying she had been crying. "What happened?" He asked her as he unlocked the door. "He broke up with me for Scarlette." She whispered. "His intern?" He questioned as he let the girl into his home. "Yeah. His intern." She nodded kicking her shoes off. "Aubrey and I broke up once more..she can't stay away from Clay and I can't keep doing this." He explained. "I'm sorry." She frowned. "It's okay. Come on. Luckily I still have a few of her things here. Let's get you in some warm clothing." He smiled taking her hand as he lead her up the steps. "I'll step out and let you get dressed." He smiled as he stepped out of the room and shuts the door behind him. Wondering down to the kitchen he makes them some soup from a can and some warm tea. Looking up as she pitters down the hall he smiled softly. "Hey. Your soup and tea are in the kitchen." He smiled. "Thanks, Ol, means a lot to me." She smiles slipping into the kitchen and coming back with her food. He picks up the remote turning on Netflix. "Watch whatever." He smiles handing her the remote. "Thanks love." She grins taking it. 

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Isabela: So you have twelve apples and your girlfriend asks for six, what do you have?

Mirabel, tearing up: A girlfriend.

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Bruno: [sees Dolores and Mariano together]

Bruno: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. 

Mirabel: You mean... You ship them?

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Julieta: We've found the man who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Bruno: Where was he?

Dolores: Eating arepas and crying in his car.

Bruno: He really went for it.