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Danny fucking isekaied himself, and he's not super sure how to get back.

So Tucker, the nerd, is super into DC.

Danny?

Not so much.

Sure, he'll half-listen to Tucker's rants on DC, but he's not really up to date on what's going on in the DCU. Sue him, it's not something that ever really grabbed his attention.

Well, maybe it should have grabbed his attention.

Because he got shot with his parents newest invention, and woke up on the streets of Gotham.

He has no powers other than his healing factor and ability to see/talk to ghosts.

He barely knows what the fuck is going on, but he does know about all the fucked up possibilities Tucker won't shut up about (Injustice, court of owls, that weird Owlman instead of Batman thing, something about the green lanterns being possessed, vampires or zombies or hell, maybe both? The list goes on and fucking ON), so he's pretty sure he knows the danger signs to look out for.

He just has to avoid any superheroes, at all, and get the hell out of Gotham as soon as possible.

Except that he's uh.

He's a little before Tucker's reading, he thinks?

Batman literally just debuted the night before, and there's only a few glimpses of the Man of Steel.

But it's fine! It's fine.

Danny just has to...somehow get back home?

...What city was the Flash in again?

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Made a new poster! :)

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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

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i feel strongly about this

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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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Monoma looks like that lesbian from Ouran High School Host Club

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wake up to a new julius side story this is the best day of my life

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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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One of the things I like about Arcane is that it's like, good intentions often don't work out, but it's just as easy to be a loser who's hated when you're doing the selfish thing as when you're doing the altruistic one. It can be tempting to think that forgoing complicated principles and just focusing on getting what you want will be more effective, because that seems likely. And yet, often it just isn't! Because situations are still complicated, even if you try and brute force them, and many times what is keeping your from succeeding is not your better nature, but things like bad luck, broken systems, or your own limits (which don't really change whether you're being kind or an asshole).

In fact, sometimes deciding to just say "fuck it" and try and take what you want regardless of the consequences, just makes absolutely everything worse and STILL doesn't get you what you want. Sometimes it even destroys your dream outright.

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Explain yourself.

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The twink fumbled jokes are funny but Jayce did legendarily ace that exchange. If you bring your best friend back from the dead and he stumbles out of a cocoon covered in ooze and asks "What am I??" saying "You're alive!" and hugging him is the OBJECTIVELY MOST CORRECT RESPONSE.

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i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

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Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?

Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.

Tim: How old is he?

Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.

(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)

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3 years ago

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Damian: How old are you?

Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.