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hi house fandom I drew this for you do you like it
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hi! social media app here. we were just noticing, you've turned off some of the settings that would normally allow us to intrude into your life even more than we already do. obviously you didn't mean that, right? here's a handy button to turn all those settings on for you. oh, you don't want to press the button right now? that's okay, we'll ask you again every other week for the rest of your life, just in case you finally come to the realisation that you actually want notifications about nothing sent everywhere all the time.
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Every podcaster thinks they're better than someone else.
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*waddles up to u & with great focus and care lovingly places a single shiny pebble at your feet with my beak*
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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I am exceptionally lucky in that my parents never hit me, grounded me, confiscated my things, banned me from my hobbies or threatened any of these actions to make me behave as a kid. as an adult it has made me realise how very very long a road most people have to traverse before they can take a statement like 'no rule that must be enforced by threat is legitimate' seriously.
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Photographs of musical notes vibrating in a bowl of water.
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how to recover from reading fucked up porn you can't stop thinking about?
re-read it and then go write fucked up porn
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People are talking about boycotting PBS because they shut down their DEI initiatives 🙃 do people not get that unlike a lot of of these companies they literally do not have a choice? And that boycotting them will just make it easier for the Republicans to shut them down entirely? I swear to god a liberals favorite pastime is cutting off their nose to spite their face
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video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"
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moving apartments is the worst activity that exists
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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.
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He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.
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