LMT - B.S. in KIN - Frankie's Fishnets (RHPS) - Gypsy Jitterbug - Queerio Basically, I don't have a life. Or maybe I'm just too busy having a life to have a life. On my better days I'm a Trixie. Or a Victoria. I guess it really depends on the lingerie I'm wearing. Most days, though, I'm just Jacqueline. Jackie. Jax. I give good massages and make great sandwiches. I'm terrified of zombies and heart beats. I enjoy Christmas lights and climbing trees. I love sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
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Simon passed out grooming my hair. As you can tell, this is taking place on *his* yoga mat. #catlife #caturday #everydayiscaturday https://www.instagram.com/p/Byx_0AplX3E/?igshid=1t7ww3baeogec
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I’m ready. https://www.instagram.com/p/BmrGo-jgYiz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vau87f3ope7x
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Look what I did. https://www.instagram.com/p/BmpJrNZAqTR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bct5blvzcdi1
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Well. It’s that kind of day. https://www.instagram.com/p/BmoUD2UAYFZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g01rz7vn8pbn
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this is the kind of shit i do when i start sleeping 20 hours a day
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This is what Sundays are about. Being ignored by my cat. Real talk now, though- Dan, the OG Cat Dad of my furbutt, contacted me. He’s in town. I don’t want to “catch up;” I have nothing to say to him. But, do I at least send him a picture of this majestic beast? I mean, the first pair of pants that Simon ever fell asleep in were his. But I don’t really want to have an actual conversation with that man. I knew this was a bad time to try sobriety.
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These guys. #2outof3drunkgeeks (at Boulders On Southern)
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Scaredy Cat is afraid of the Monster Fans, so he's particularly cuddlesome right now. #catlife
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Boyfriend brought me home this mug. It's perfect for my day off.
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When I tell him to smile. #justboyfriendthings (at Mesa Arts Center)
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RIP MacBook 2009-2016 ... But, in all seriousness, I am a little grieved. And shopping for a new laptop. Suggestions, my techy friends? I tend to stick to Apple products.
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My usually less-than-cuddly cat has fallen asleep on my legs. Best birthday present! #catlife #catsofinstagram
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🎄🎂🎁🎉 💖 @sarahisacosmonaut @mcsherrybr (at British Open Pub)
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