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Lupita Nyong’o in her glasses being the most beautiful woman in the world

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instead of bugle mcu peter parker sells his pictures to/works for buzzfeed. all his articles about spiderman are titled like ‘Insanely Cool And Relevant Spider-Man Helps Out At Local Soup Kitchen’ and ‘Awesomely Powerful And Suave Vigilante Spider-Man Just Stopped A Crime Ring From Stealing All Of Tony Stark’s Shit’ and ‘Beloved Sweetheart And Icon Spider-Man Saved An Old Lady So She Bought Him A Churro (Pics Will Make Your Heart MELT!!) and ‘Photographic Proof That Spider-Man Is A Thousand Times Cooler Than The Queens Police Department’, stuff along those lines. He also makes Which Avenger Are You quizzes, and one time he was mad at Tony so he made a poll asking if Spider-Man or Iron Man were cooler, but he rigged it so no matter what the actual voting outcome it would always say 0% voted for Iron Man. 

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I needed to post something over the weekend, so have this

credit for text goes to @skysmadness

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no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

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dare i say… boyfriends?

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honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

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anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

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I was thinking about that scene in Homecoming where Tony takes away Peter’s suit, and how so many Tony antis point to that part as being abusive, and I’m just like … y’all were either some extremely well-behaved children, or your parents were saints

Starting with: someone could have died. Someone could have died or been seriously hurt, if Tony hadn’t happened to call Peter at just the right time, if he wasn’t close enough, if we weren’t operating by movie rules, someone could have died, Peter, could have died. Tony didn’t take the suit just to be an asshole, he was worried that Peter would keep putting himself in dangerous situations and get genuinely hurt.

It actually reminds me of my own mom and my brother. I think I talked about my brother once or twice before, but basically he used to have a bad habit of wandering off to hang out with friends when he was supposed to be somewhere else without telling anyone where he was going. On at least two occasions that I can think of, my mom was literally crying as we drove around for hours looking for him, and both times he was fine, but my mom was angry with him - because we didn’t know where he was, what was happening, if he was hurt, if he was kidnapped, if he was dead. I’m actually getting kind of choked up thinking about it now, which I didn’t think would happen since I’m usually the more level-headed one about these things.

But that’s kind of the point, it’s horrible to feel that way and to be so helpless when someone you care about could be hurt or in danger, and it’s worse when they actually were in danger and when they put themselves in that danger, because then you’re angry, you feel guilty for being angry, you’re worried, you’re grief-stricken even when nothing ended up happening because you know that it could have and it might in the future. And I honestly don’t know how anyone could watch that scene and see anything other than someone who is, being harsh yes, but doing it out of genuine and well-founded worry and fear for someone they care about.

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Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

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Marvel writers: Clint can’t die because he has wife and kids

Tony’s wife and kids:

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WOW, the fact that the Russo brothers HATE how taika watiti developed thor’s character in ragnarok really really fucking jumps out in avengers 4!!! 

in ragnarok, taika:

cut Thor’s hair

took away his hammer, signifying that Thor was indeed a character beyond the hammer

took out his eye, signifying that Thor was powerful beyond his physical attributes and ready to take on the responsibility as king 

put Thor as the underdog in the situation, reminding the audience that Thor is clever and intelligent, not only optimistic and cheerful, and purely brawn

had him meet Valkyrie and earn her loyalty, showing him as a leader ready to right the wrongs of Asgard’s past and encourage his people to a better path

developed his relationship with Loki, reminding the audience that they were still brothers and Thor had great capacity for forgiveness, but wasn’t stupid enough to blindly trust Loki 

destroyed Asgard, showing that Thor is ready to take, make, and recover from the big sacrifices and do whatever it takes to keep, care, and protect his people

in avengers 3 and 4, the Russo brothers:

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Thor and Loki when they were kids

Loki: *hits Thor on the head*

Thor: OW! MOTHER, LOKI WHACKED ME ON THE HEAD!

Loki: DON’T WORRY, NOTHING’S DAMAGE INSIDE IF ITS EMPTY

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Locking your wheelchair lift and requiring disabled people to find an employee to unlock AND OPERATE it is a direct violation of the ADA.

“The [ADA] Standards require ‘unassisted’ entry and exit from lifts (§410.1). Situations in which platform lifts are locked and require users to request or retrieve a key for operation will not satisfy this requirement for independent operation.”

“Attendant operation, although recognized by the ASME A18.1 Standard, is expressly prohibited by the ADA Standards. Platform lifts must provide ‘unassisted entry and exit from the lift’ (§410.1).”

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Smells like a lawsuit waiting to happen…

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we’ve really been calling tony stark, who was in the longest and healthiest committed relationship in the mcu for 10 years, a thot while steve rogers has kissed a different girl in all of his solo movies and literally went back in time solely to become a homewrecker

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Peter Parker and Morgan Stark