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one time my sister and i were talking to my uncle about the xmen and were calling them all by their first names and my uncle said “when i was your age we weren’t on first name basis with these heroes. if you wanted to address them, it was MISTER wolverine.” and i think about that a lot
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it's christmas and i'm worrying about employment fucking hate it here
#applying for jobs rn#its torture#i hate it i hate it i hate it#fuck linkedin fuck building a career
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louis staying with the man who orchestrated the murder of his daughter for over 70 years just to spite his ex-husband and lestat deciding to let louis find out on his own about his new husband trying to kill him, breaking his own heart and torturing himself in the process too, just so he could say ‘see I was right’ 70 years later,, this is the toxic obsessive failmarriage representation we deserve
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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Can’t wait until s3 comes out and everyone gets to meet sensitive cry baby soft lestat like you guys don’t get it he liked the monastery because he would get in trouble there and that meant someone cared about him enough to punish him, all he can read and write are his own name and a few prayers, the first thing he uses his vampiric strength for is cartwheels like Lestat haters prepare to take it back or die by my sword
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lestat's hair getting longer between season 1 and 2 is so funny to me. do you think louis approached daniel after 1.07 like "daniel, i want to thank you for what you said to me last night about lestat's murder. i have been reevaluating certain events, gaining new, truer perspectives. i feel that i need to tell you, daniel.... i lied to you, and to myself, about lestat's hairstyle. it was longer than i led you to believe, more shoulder length really, though no less seductive.... i want our readers to understand that" and daniel wrote in his notes for lestat "no cunty bob"
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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input
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too many songs about not wanting to be your dog. need more songs about wanting to be your dog.
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