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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
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so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER
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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
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feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about
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Writing Prompts: December 15, 2024
"I haven't spoken to him in years."
Hotel lobby.
Stylish ballet dancers.
Tequila.
"Read books, talk to people."
The entourage of a famous chef.
Patience.
"Enjoy your pancakes."
Fake watches.
"We're going to drive to San Francisco."
Bonus Photo Prompt:
Photo Credit: karmaalwayswins
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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks
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just twitch having a little afternoon fun with the uncle
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