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x - i was like, good gracious ass bodacious - x

[Nelly, Hot in Herre]

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stranger things has a great fucking soundtrack reblog if u agree

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dacre ‘i dont do my buttons up’ montgomery 

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things to scream from an empty stage ~ a playlist

1. What You Own - RENT 2. Good for You - Dear Evan Hansen 3. Twisted - Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier 4. Michael in the Bathroom - Be More Chill 5. No Good Deed - Wicked 6. Brand New Day - Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog 7. Dead Girl Walking - Heathers 8. Burn - Hamilton 9. Good Kid - The Lightning Thief 10. Whipped Into Shape - Legally Blonde

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JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

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friends: do we have to explicitly and cordially invite you to everything me; yeah

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To those who have to deal with my constant rambling about musical theatre, I’m sorry.

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There are three types of lgbt musicals:

1) :’)

2) :’(

3) :’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’(

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General musical descriptions

Dear Evan Hansen: Ben Platt looking into the audience with a sad expression for like 2 ½ hours

(bla bla bla) Great Comet of 1812: simple plot surrounded by a kinda easy plot surrounded by a lot of other crap (but still somehow managed to be amazing)

Hamilton: over hype: the musical

Falsettos: oh the GAYNESS of it all

Charlie and the chocolate factory: we say we’re family friendly but we also show a child getting ripped in half. (Very underrated)

Sunset Blvd: it’s like a really fucked up beauty and the beast.

Phantom of the Opera: sInG oNcE aGaIn WiTh Me OuR sTrAnGe DuEt

Cats: a two hour tourist trap

School of Rock: talented children+ Alex Brightman + Sierra Bogess= a show I wanna see!!

Something rotten: Shakespeare was a prick

Come from away: WELCOME TO THE ROCK

Spring Awakening: don’t have sex: or you’ll get pregnant, and die

Wicked: you already know

Heathers: it’s like if Caty just fucking KILLED REGINA.

Carrie: rated R Matilda

Matilda: R E V O L T I N G C H I L D R E N

Once on this island: Moana?

Sweeney Todd: Worst. Haircut. Ever.

Newsies: boys jumping for 2 hours

Book of Mormon: Repress your emotions woooo!!!!

Waitress: sad and pregnant + cake!!!

(these are jokes I love all of these)

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i love jared kleinman more than i hate myself

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me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

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yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

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In theatre we say “Hasa Diga Eebowai” which translates to “I love you” and I think that’s beautiful.

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boys?? being?? besties??

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keith is that one kid that sits in the back of the class with his headphones in, staring off into the distance, and you think ‘wow, he must be listening to something really deep and profound’ but he’s actually just listening to disney songs.

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I wish i was pretty as mike faist

I wish my hair was as pretty as Mike Faist’s.