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To the ladies with a sense of humor. If I yell from a moving car, "show me your tits" or "I want to see where you pee from" you should be flattered. You are among a relatively small minority of women whom I would make that much effort to express my desire to see you naked. You're welcome.

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competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

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Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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some loser: so what did u think about mayweather vs pacquiao?

me, an intellectual: i'm sorry, i've never heard of that court case before

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Preach brother

The Tumblr S-Chassis

*Nardi *Brides *Works

Nuff said.

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No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

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Drooling

Sard MC8 - The single homologation model for the Sard MC8R Unit 1 of 1

Body - Steel / dry carbon

Engine - 4.0L V8 1UZ-FE

Transmission - Porsche sourced 6-speed (?)

Clutch - Tilton

Drive - RHD

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Fuck all of you. I'm done with this, I hope you unfollow shortly and assume that I'm a fuck head, because I surely am.

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This guy rocks!

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Sometimes I feel like I make all the wrong choices. Do I even really know who I am? I make decisions based on what I think I know about myself and 9 times out of 10 I fuck myself. So do I even really know me? Am I the biggest hindrance to my own happiness? In desperate need of a change, and I don't think I can do it alone :/

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tumblr girls are fucking stupid. they’ll post about all the cute romantic shit they want, but when a guy gives them that and more they blow him off. and continue posting about how “ lonely “ they feel and how “ unsure “ they are about their feelings. lol ok fucking stupid creatures SMH

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This is a great explanation for those that don't understand how their car works

How a Car Engine Works

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