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Just failed my second driving test

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Eate

god im so fucking thirsty

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This is the same for Jennifer Lawrence

The chances of you being stalked by a rabbit are less than 1%, but never 0%

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Book it

Make book on it

Write a book

"Yes bawss" the goons say, as I order them to go home to their wives and kids, to live out their days in peace and quiet-comfort, to raise their children and to see them through to college - to watch them succeed out there in the world and to feel pride in ways they never knew they had the capacity to feel. To live old, and to die with their spouse at their bedside, hand clutched in-hand, as they fade in and out of consciousness. Voices echoing through the hospital room, and the sounds of sobbing and well-wishes from loved ones merging into the background, until all that's left is a muffled-silence, imposing and omnipresent. Through their final-slivers of life and lucidity, a voice is heard, one so beautiful and intimate, that their fears and sorrows vanish in an instant - and this voice, with its delicate-timbre, rings through their mind as it finally goes, and it speaks a truth, a truth that they know will always be true:

"I'll always love you"

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Imma nom him

Munyumum Okapi

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Warframe things

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Today is take 2 of my drivers test, I fantasticly failed the 1st time, buy that ain't gonna stop me. (Context) I am a terrified of failing, I need this license for a job I want.

Long story short my stupid human brain gets all (wet old sponge slightly stained by grease with small pieces missing) when I fuck up doing thing. This is fine, I hate it, but I won't let it control me. Fuck you anxiety.

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I don't post too often on this public dairy of a site, imma lurker, I'm watching as my fellow shit posters, and positive posters do as they do. While I'm considering egg

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Fuk ya water

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

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Is it wrong for me to want to walk beside the boardwalk, instead of upon it

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When villains are like “I may kill orphans, but at least I’m not RACIST”

Reblog if you agree

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cc • )___\ I am not going to eat the cookie dough in the fridge.

cc - )___\ hehehe

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Working on a Pathfinder campaign, where "dragons" form off world are invading my PC's home world and draining the magic.

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Nothing like watching a CDC expert from 4 years ago talk about how a global pandemic wouldn’t happen

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drank 16 ounces of coffee in 3 hours i can see other dimensions. i am visibly shaking from all the caffine. I have an arizona waiting for me that has black tea and also caffine im going to maul someone i need to rend flesh from bone