UC Irvine Graduate. Forensic Scientist. Self acclaimed comedian and pun artist. Puppy whisperer. Semi professional ethanol metabolizer.
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Just don't have a heart attack...


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reblog please, this might save someoneโs life!!
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idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority
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hahahahahaha omg
โSo you mean to tell me....โ XD
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https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/
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It's just a bull shitting. Fantastic
We live in an equal and accessible society.
I Call
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Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking
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how does ellen degeneresโ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney
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Infinity War spoilers but I donโt give you the context










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