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2017 bandori parent: my daughter cannot be in a band. she has to go to Flower School. for Flowers

2025 bandori parent: (smiling) i think my daughter is an inhuman monster wearing a human face. i think she'd be better off dead

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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

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Every trip to the DC National Airport feels like you’re in one of the satirical ads in Robocop

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Seems likes this "Bad Luck Brian" fellow just can't catch a break!

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Warning to all Tumblr users, do not attempt to post Rage Bait on the new app 'Blue Sky' because the users there are too intelligent to fall for it.

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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you know a movie is going to be good when the wikipedia page looks like this

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HIS FINGER POINTING AT MYDEI IM CRYING

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I’ve not known Tomimi Arknights long but if anyone is mean about her tail I’ll kill them

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大陸版アークナイツにてヴァルピスフォーリアとススーロの新しい衣装のイラストを担当させていただきました🕊️

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oh you have a gender studies degree? cute. ive read over 10000 slop crossdressing manga