Me: Did you know gay people understand life as a gay person better than straight people do
Straight people: That’s literally impossible
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mom: come down and eat
me: i’m not hungry
mom: i got take out
me:
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I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
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I’m queer and I’m tired. Reblog if you are also queer and tired.
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I literally thought it said the dog died in 2012
Ma Kettle’s previous owner — who called her Lady — died in 2012, leaving her homeless. She then arrived & was adopted out of the Chautauqua County Animal Shelter, in Kansas, but then given away again for not getting along with a new puppy.
She then escaped her third home, and walked back nearly 30 miles to the family with the puppy, but the journey ended with her being sent back to the shelter..
After her sad story went viral, she is now adopted by the heiress of Wrigley (Helen Rosburg, also known as the author Helen Rich) and will spend the rest of her life in an 11,000 square foot home on 100-odd acres, with a whole menagerie of furry rescue companions & will be spoiled and loved.
Here she is on a private jet to her new home:
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Oh Gawd without filters my life would be nothing lmao
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What is life, like actually let's just ask ourselves this philosophical question
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My life is so sad I literally go to the park to take bad pics of trees
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