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I’m moving blogs because of this bullshit

I will now be TrashThatFoundTheInternet

please follow that blog instead.

Thank you

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This is definitely the worst thing I’ve ever been slut shamed over

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holy damn

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Do ppl honestly read shit on wattpad anymore? We all know ao3 is the temple where all the dark smut is worshiped

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things i hate about straight culture

- 30, flirty and fun ;) - night out with the girlies !! - making hating your spouse a cultural norm - i love the gays :)) gay bars are sO fun - im not homophobic, i have one (1) gay friend - so do your parents accept u - tell us your coming out story!!!! - ‘not that there’s anything wrong with that’ - ur so brave xx - being mistakenly perceived as gay is the worst possible insult - ‘girl on girl/guy on guy action’ - wine moms - idk i thought 50 shades of grey was good :) - ‘i’m not gay, but…’ - missionary position - *two babies sitting next to each other* aww they’re in love!!! i can hear the wedding bells!!!! - murdering ppl for being lgbt

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local rich kid gets beaten up by homeless youth 

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12 day old Sphynx kitten

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I’m moving blogs because of this bullshit

I will now be TrashThatFoundTheInternet

please follow that blog instead.

Thank you

[trashthatfoundacomputer]

I’m moving blogs because of this bullshit

I will now be TrashThatFoundTheInternet

please follow that blog instead.

Thank you

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me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck

me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*

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Am I having a stroke

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It’s time for more fandom drama, brought to you by the Hunty Squad & Friends.

Two Shaladins infiltrated the infamous secretive antis (TOTALLY safe for minors~) only server that was guarded with all the intense scrutiny of the Salty Spitoon.

They bring to you this album of screenshots. (Warnings for sexual content against/about minors, gross language/fetishes, blatant hypocrisy, death threats & incompetent Internet skills) Shoutout to @shiro-needs-coffee for compiling the album & to Minty & Coolest, who “infiltrated” the discord to screen everything.

Lord Pastel Lance will now clarify on Operation Shalanonymous. (Teaser post found here: 1)

Keep reading

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Me and my mutuals logging tf in

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Wat.

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check please characters as brooklyn nine nine quotes

bitty: my moomaw always said, "bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." fun fact: she made me cry a lot

jack: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GOING TO MISS THE FARMERS MARKET

lardo: i was thinking about how i'd make the perfect american president. based on my skill-set, artistic ability, and bloodlust

shitty: fine, i accept my fate. just take a picture of my penis first, for posterity, then do what you must

ransom: what's going on? is this a dream? no, i'm not holding a label maker

holster: okay, this is everyone i could think of who'd want to mess with my life. the lax bros, teams we've beaten, the guy who lived underneath me in dorms when i was learning the gangnam style dance

chowder: so what is this? casual? serious? i need to know how to make fun of you

nursey: sexy train is leaving the station. check out this caboose! later sluts

dex: nursey, is everything okay? you never text me. look, the last message i got from you was august 3rd, 2015. you wrote, "sup, chowder?" followed by "never mind"

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“did you just - was that a joke?”

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Theory:

Jack loves chicken tenders because the name reminds him of goaltenders so it’s as close as he can come to eating hockey