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(As Adults)

Richie: You wanna get lunch?

Eddie: Oh, I already ate with Mike- but what do you want?

Richie:

Richie: Loyalty

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Stan: Guys!! There's a monster under my bed!

Richie: Honestly, fuck you

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Richie ngl

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Kenny McCormick is the best brother though

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Bev: Maybe I do like-like-

Eddie: Like-like Richie? No no, that's a terrible idea, I mean, look at all his flaws!! Like his perfectly sculpted face and his.. his.. uh.. stupid jokes!!!!

Bev: Uh... no. I was talking about Ben but you are definitely in love with Richie.

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Richie: Hey, Stan..

Stan: What

Richie: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Stan: No

Richie:

Stan: Fine, why did he

Richie: To get to the idiots house

Stan: Wooow real funn-

Richie: Knock knock

Stan:

Richie:

Stan: Who's there

Richie: The chicken

Stan:

Richie:

Stan:

Richie:

Stan: I won't punch you on one condition

Richie: What?

Stan, knowing full well he'll get drop-kicked: Tell that joke to Eddie

Richie: bet

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Bill: Wow, I'm a legit snack

Bev: Oh yeah? Well, I'm a luxury meal prepared by Gordon Ramsey

Stan: I'm a five course buffet, peasants

Richie: I look like a hot pocket-

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Richie: I wanted to start this school year with straight A's,,,

Richie, looking at Eddie: Now, I'm not even straight

Eddie: *spits out water*

Stan, under his breath: I fucking knew it

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"touché bitch touché"

Best line

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they're homosexuals your honour

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HE PRACTICALLY CALLED MORGAN HIS SOULMATE. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and he is certain that they'll have years and years together, through space and time.

AND ALSO:

THE SMILE ON DEREK'S FACE AND THE "I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU" "I'LL BE THERE"

🥺🥺🥺🥺

derek pretended to be asleep and listened to spencer talk about soulmates and how they were bound together through space and time for 500 years. HOW IS THAT NOT GAY??

in conclusion: they're in love, your honor.

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Morgan: We're all here for you, seriously.

Reid: *pouts*

Morgan: Really, If you ever need anything, *pulls out whistle and hangs it around Reid's neck* just blow on that

Reid: *grumbles* Oh I'll show you what I am going to blow on to get your attention

Morgan: What

Reid: What

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Morgan: Jesus Reid, we sent you to get us McDonald’s and NOW YOU’RE IN NEED OF MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT H A P P E N D??

Reid, laying in a hospital bed. I was Mc-hit by a subaru.

Morgan:

Morgan to the doctors: Don’t do the surgery.

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Reid, holding a piece of paper: Hey Morgan what's this??

Morgan: oh! It's my to-do list

Reid: That's great!! It's cool that you're getting your lif-

Reid: this just has my name on it

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Spencer: Do you guys realize we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Derek: How about I taste yours for a change?

Spencer:

Spencer: *quietly* Holy shit that was smooth

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(Playing scrabble)

Emily: I'm going to start by putting down an A to make "A"

JJ: I'm going to add on a T to make "AT."

Derek: well I'm adding an R to make "RAT"

Reid: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.”

Emily: (Flips the board.)

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They gave him cake when they first saw him i can't

Morgan Family: So, you’re the famous Spencer.

Spencer: I’m not famous. You might have me confused with another, more famous Spencer.

Morgan Family: I know, um, I just meant because Derek talks about you so much, I feel like you’re famous.

Spencer: Oh. Well, that was not clear.